Jul 01, 2004 16:18
ok, as some of yall know i now work at my grandmas apartments and its been kinda boring...until today!
well, one of the tenants was complaining of fleas in his apartment, so i went and picked up some flea bombs and went into his apartment to bomb it and what i found was hella wierd.
first thing, my g-ma had just painted the apartment and it cost her 500 bucks, well i walked into the kitchen and a BRIGHT yellow hits my eyes, and it was literally blinding! i put a bomb in the kitchen. i walk into the living room, GRASS GREEN LIVING ROOM. annd penis statues placed in each corner of the living room. people im not making one tiny thing up btw. so i placed a bomb there, the hall way and bathroom are painted pink, omg, i knew my g-ma was gunna kill someone when she saw this. now u might be saying, penis statues, bright gay colors, no big deal right?
well, as i respect homosexuals and dont judge them, what i was about to find set me into a hysterical fit of lafter, and my grandma into shock.
purple bed room, pink sill sheets gay porn on the walls, tiger fur handcufs on his bed, red highheels in the chair next to the bed *this guy is the only person who lives in this apartment* lip stick smeared on the bed head bored. a whip hanging from the mirror and a statue in the bed room bathroom of a women but naked, with a snake comming out of her lower parts.
talk about crazy, im not judging the guy, i thought it was all quit hilarious, and he actually is very nice, but my g-ma went into shock. lol.
now the bad side of today0
5 TENANTS ARE MOVIIGN OUT, ALL BREAKING THERE LEASE, AND DOING THIS AT THE SAME TIME. GUESS WHOSE DOING THE PAPER WORK FOR THERE MOVE OUTS?
ME!
but overall it was a good day, and i got a freaking good lauf out of it.