To the Illustrious David Tennant:
Honestly, I think there are more Youtube pop-ups associated with you than with the Shoes guy and George W. Bush combined. Seriously, man, seriously. You're a phenomenal actor and all, but when I'm searching for BBC stuff, it's like the world's got Tennant-fever. I mean, I want me some Top Gear, for goodness' sake! Or Catherine Tate! Not that you're not rather pretty to look at and yes - quite good as far as acting goes, but honestly, man. Honestly. Get a channel or something. :-)
-Me
To Catherine Tate:
Chikita! You're pretty much awesome. Be in everything ever from now until forever, ok? Seriously, because the more I see of your stuff the more I love it. Seriously. I mean, Kids in the Hall? SNL? Mad TV? How'd you manage to show them all up being just the one person? By being Damn Funny, that's how. You're a freaking inspiration!
-Me
To Billie Piper:
We get it - you're grown up. Secret Diaries of a Call Girl was a good idea in theory, but when you're the best part of a series, you need to bow out. You've been doing this for long enough... find a lawyer to get you out of that contract gracefully. :-)
-Me
To Kevin Spacey:
Be in something! I've mentally crossed the pond in search of my good-acting fixes! The stint in Superman was fun, but DUDE! I can't make it to Broadway for everything. I know theatre's totally the way to go, but I'm missing the awesomeness that in Spacey in the movies.
-Me
I'm sure there are more, (I especially have to congratulate John Barrowman on the Making of Me documentary he did) but I have rehearsal to go to. Besides, the odds of anyone of the actual adressees stumbling across these are rather miniscule - thus negating any sense of urgency I have on the subject. I think Erin'll have a laugh at these, though. :-)
-Me
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