only we would have conversations like these
(8:51:08 PM) me: ok explain this to me zed
(8:51:16 PM) me: if you put two socks of the same pair
(8:51:26 PM) Zed: yes yes
(8:51:26 PM) me: through the same washer and dryer
(8:51:30 PM) Zed: ok
(8:51:31 PM) me: how does one shrink and one not?
(8:51:35 PM) Zed: wow
(8:51:49 PM) Zed: one eatting the other
(8:52:10 PM) me: one goes up a little further than the other
(8:52:16 PM) Zed: lol
(8:52:21 PM) me: or am i going nuts and all i did was pick two different socks
(8:52:31 PM) me: they look the same...
(8:52:45 PM) Zed: are all your socks the same color(yes)
(8:53:19 PM) me: true
(8:53:26 PM) me: but they're all unique in their own special way
(8:53:30 PM) me: i have snowflakes as socks
(8:53:44 PM) Zed: riiiiiiight
(8:53:51 PM) Zed: meaning some are older then the others
(8:54:28 PM) me: hey shush
(8:54:39 PM) me: it's all about length and thickness
(8:54:42 PM) me: like penises
(8:54:51 PM) Zed: its about how you use them!
(8:54:52 PM) me: different size for different needs
(8:55:09 PM) Zed: do you always need a pair :D
(8:55:13 PM) me: ok i'm having way too much fun with a conversation about socks
(8:55:20 PM) me: yes i require two to satisfy me
(8:55:30 PM) me: otherwise i feel off balance
(8:56:13 PM) Zed: :D
(8:56:19 PM) me: and they all gotta be black
(8:56:26 PM) Zed: i can never wear two different socks
(8:56:27 PM) me: or else it's not good enough
(8:56:29 PM) Zed: it always feels odd
(8:56:34 PM) me: no whities for me
...So it turned out that I was indeed wearing two different socks.
(8:51:16 PM) me: if you put two socks of the same pair
(8:51:26 PM) Zed: yes yes
(8:51:26 PM) me: through the same washer and dryer
(8:51:30 PM) Zed: ok
(8:51:31 PM) me: how does one shrink and one not?
(8:51:35 PM) Zed: wow
(8:51:49 PM) Zed: one eatting the other
(8:52:10 PM) me: one goes up a little further than the other
(8:52:16 PM) Zed: lol
(8:52:21 PM) me: or am i going nuts and all i did was pick two different socks
(8:52:31 PM) me: they look the same...
(8:52:45 PM) Zed: are all your socks the same color(yes)
(8:53:19 PM) me: true
(8:53:26 PM) me: but they're all unique in their own special way
(8:53:30 PM) me: i have snowflakes as socks
(8:53:44 PM) Zed: riiiiiiight
(8:53:51 PM) Zed: meaning some are older then the others
(8:54:28 PM) me: hey shush
(8:54:39 PM) me: it's all about length and thickness
(8:54:42 PM) me: like penises
(8:54:51 PM) Zed: its about how you use them!
(8:54:52 PM) me: different size for different needs
(8:55:09 PM) Zed: do you always need a pair :D
(8:55:13 PM) me: ok i'm having way too much fun with a conversation about socks
(8:55:20 PM) me: yes i require two to satisfy me
(8:55:30 PM) me: otherwise i feel off balance
(8:56:13 PM) Zed: :D
(8:56:19 PM) me: and they all gotta be black
(8:56:26 PM) Zed: i can never wear two different socks
(8:56:27 PM) me: or else it's not good enough
(8:56:29 PM) Zed: it always feels odd
(8:56:34 PM) me: no whities for me
...So it turned out that I was indeed wearing two different socks.