So Much To Say
HOLY FUCKING CRAP.
I haven't updated in awhile, partially because I've been busy, and partially because I'm a horrible person.
I am currently at Drew University, although classes don't commence for another week yet. I am here for fencing purposes. I have been training intensively, and definitely, definitely not doing anything stupid. Seriously.
The following is a list of things I have learned over the past week:
- Baldwin ain't all that
- the dance for Britney Spears' "Crazy" (thank you, Darrin's Dance Grooves!)
- Brothers' College is not entirely intruder-proof
- nor is my dormitory
- nor is the athletic forum
- emergency exit alarms appear to be nothing more than a myth
- there is a Comic Book Bible
- being outgoing pays off
- those mat things that pole vaulters land on are definitely not as bouncy as they look
- The Two Towers just gets better with each viewing
- what it means to "shotgun"
- letting someone with no artistic abilities give you a henna tattoo with a fork is just not a good idea
- how to fence better
I think I'll write a better update when I'm conscious. But I promise nothing.
Most overused quote of the night, by yours truly: "I'm fine." (stumbles)