Gives nose/forehead kisses Susan, but only when Ford is asleep, i.e., not talking nonsense Gets jealous the most Ford, totally Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive Susan, and she cusses Ford out, who claims then that he's been 1000 times drunker than this on a mission, hasn't he? Takes care of on sick days Ford Drags the other person out into the water on beach day Ford Gives unprompted massages Ford Drives/rides shotgun Susan drives, literally so Ford can hold the shotgun Brings the other lunch at work Ford, "Cured my own fucking prosciutto, didn't I?" Has the better parental relationship Susan Tries to start role-playing in bed Ford. Susan vetoes the first five ideas before she suggests something they both like. Embarrassingly drunk dancer Ford. Still cries watching Titanic Totally Ford. Firmly believes in couples costumes Susan. Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas Ford. He thought you meant some other currency... Makes the other eat breakfast Ford. "What do you mean you don't have time? Even that time I spent all night hanging by one finger to an in-flight helicopter over a lake full of crocodiles, I still reached down and grabbed a croc for breakfast! Leathery, but not bad!" Remembers anniversaries Susan Brings up having kids Susan. Ford responds that he wants at least 14 kids. Susan tells him to shut it.
Susan, but only when Ford is asleep, i.e., not talking nonsense
Gets jealous the most
Ford, totally
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive
Susan, and she cusses Ford out, who claims then that he's been 1000 times drunker than this on a mission, hasn't he?
Takes care of on sick days
Ford
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day
Ford
Gives unprompted massages
Ford
Drives/rides shotgun
Susan drives, literally so Ford can hold the shotgun
Brings the other lunch at work
Ford, "Cured my own fucking prosciutto, didn't I?"
Has the better parental relationship
Susan
Tries to start role-playing in bed
Ford. Susan vetoes the first five ideas before she suggests something they both like.
Embarrassingly drunk dancer
Ford.
Still cries watching Titanic
Totally Ford.
Firmly believes in couples costumes
Susan.
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas
Ford. He thought you meant some other currency...
Makes the other eat breakfast
Ford. "What do you mean you don't have time? Even that time I spent all night hanging by one finger to an in-flight helicopter over a lake full of crocodiles, I still reached down and grabbed a croc for breakfast! Leathery, but not bad!"
Remembers anniversaries
Susan
Brings up having kids
Susan. Ford responds that he wants at least 14 kids. Susan tells him to shut it.
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