"Captain, your stunner appears to be set on FILK."
Blupin, Snupin; what will you do?
All the fangirls are waiting on you!
Blupin, Snupin; at Dumbledore's roast
Remus/Sirius gave up the ghost.
Blupin, Snupin; oh what a fuss
When Sirius showed his Lucius-lust.
Blupin, Snupin; nor did Black like
Remus's love for a Lucky Strike.
Blupin, Snupin, it made nraged pout
Why did both of the canines move out?
Blupin, Snupin; then there was a trip
And all of us wondered where Sevvie would kip!
Blupin, Snupin; shippers all keyed
To every chess match and date to Hogsmeade.
Blupin, Snupin; S/R folks are sad
It's true that Sirius acted the cad
Blupin, Snupin; we honestly think
That one of these days you will drive us to drink!
Blupin, Snupin; things all in a twist
Maybe all Padfoot needs is a Lupine kiss?
Blupin, Snupin; open your eyes
Solve this thing like rational guys!
Blupin, Snupin; generous be
Tea for two -- why not tea for three?
Blupin, Snupin; remember your past
Don't cut Sirius out of the cast.
Blupin, Snupin; forget not Dogear Wryde
When Harry is home, Sev and Draco-- allied!
Blupin, Snupin; it could be grand
Paw in paw in elegant hand!
Seriously, though. I hate that movie. Those Oompa Loompas are just not right in any sense of the word.