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Oct 22, 2008 10:30

Dear Characterisation Demon:

I am aware of how you dig your claws into my shoulder when I'm reading fic. I'm aware your current penchant is to interrupt me while I'm reading threesome fic, just to point out that Mick would never share, that Beth guards her body religiously - she didn't even sleep with Josh until that last night of re-connection, once she started falling for Mick - and that Josef is more embarrassed than he knows what to do with when he attempts to deal with MickBeth. For proof of the last bit, see the 'procreation' jibe in ep. 15. For a man who loves awkward, he seems to like it as long as *he* isn't involved. And a threesome with MickBeth would be very, veeryyyy involved. Besides, look at it this way - would Josef be happy tag-teaming Sarah Whitley with Mick? I'm thinking not so much. Bad situation for all concerned.

You also annoy me by asking, 'But would Beth want it? If it's the vampire she likes about Mick, then why should that exclude Josef who is also good looking and fanged fantastic?' I say, 'I have no idea. But I'll stake my reputation [HA! No, really, I have a reputation. evdh said so!] on the fact that if she so much as hints at it, Mick will dump her sorry ass permanently. Fidelity was never his problem with Coraline; he's not going to let his redemptive love play the field in a way even his mind-screwing, manipulative, secretive, somewhat whore-ish ex-wife didn't.' Are you happy?

Thanks for ruining my MickBeth nookie fix for today,
Me.

threesomes, moonlight, characterisation, grouse

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