scene survivor // s4 // ROUND ONE
#01
4x04 - Touch of Eva
"She didn't even cringe when that homeless man licked her arm!"
"Well, she might be used to weird guys licking her."
"Humphrey, you've done a fine job, Serena and I can take it from here."
"Okay, well, you might lose me to CSI Williamsburg."
#02
4x06 - Easy J
#03
4x07 - War at the Roses (1)
#04
4x07 - War at the Roses (2)
#05
4x10 - Gaslit (1)
"Sometimes I forget how much of a recent addition you are, Humphrey."
#06
4x10 - Gaslit (2)
"You love Serena, don't you? So we have something in common."
#07
4x11 - The Townie (1)
"I don't think you realize who we are."
"Who she thinks she is, is more like it."
#08
4x11 - The Townie (2)
"That's your plan - disguises and accents?"
"I never said anything about accents. Can you do any?"
#09
4x11 - The Townie (3)
"Just curious, when was the last time you wrote anything? And scribbeling 'D loves S' all over your journal every night doesn't count."
#10
4x11 - The Townie (4)
#11
4x12 - The Kids Are Not Alright (1)
"You know that 'powerful woman' isn't actually a career, right?"
"And neither is Serena van der Woodsen."
#12
4x12 - The Kids Are Not Alright (2)
"You are an evil dictator of taste, Blair. Why deny that just because it's what your mother does?"
#13
4x12 - The Kids Are Not Alright (2)
"Well, I do enjoy myself some Tati. Although I suppose if you are trying to improve your mood that my coming with you would defeat that purpose."
"It is pretty funny. Even you couldn't kill that much comedy."
#14
4x13 - Damien Darko (1)
"You gotta be kidding me. 'Scorpio Rising' was a great film."
"That dreck puts the 'ick' in esoteric."
"Fine, we can go see the Merchant Ivory retroperspective and you can ensure your delicate sensibilities aren't disturbed and I can catch up on my sleep."
"Going to movies with you is a one, or four time thing. It's not like we're friends."
"I never suggested we were, but I am going to see the Joseph Beuys exhibit in Chelsea."
"I will see you Sunday at the Margin. I will wear my most fashionable toe shoes."
"Don't get your hopes up."
#15
4x13 - Damien Darko (2)
"Dan here was just telling me how much he would love to work for The New Yorker."
"I didn't date Serena van der Woodsen for two years not come away knowing those are Marc Jacobs. And they're mustard."
#16
4x13 - Damien Darko (3)
"So, how are you enjoying your first day?"
#17
4x13 - Damien Darko (3)
"Don't worry, it's not poisoned. I didn't want to win due my rival's starvation and I figured you were too much of a food snob to dare to eat at the commissary."
#18
4x13 - Damien Darko (4)
#19
4x13 - Damien Darko (5)
"Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury, 'cause I stupidly thought this fake friendship might be real."
#20
4x15 - It-Girl Happened One Night
"That's great. My only contact at Condé Nast has been replaced by a stapler stealer"
"And I will staple whatever is in your sweaty hands to your jeans if you don't leave this instant."
#21
4x15 - It-Girl Happened One Night (2)
#22
4x15 - It-Girl Happened One Night
"You know how many gloves I've lost in the subway?"
"Well, you do often seem cursed."
"I do, don't I?"
#23
4x16 - While You Weren't Sleeping (1)
"Listen, I am not going to work for you, but as a friend I am willing to help out. All you have to do is admit you need me."
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"I wanted to tell you that you were right about that thing."
"Which thing was that?"
"I, Blair Waldorf, need Dan Humphrey's help."
"As friend and peer, not as an underling."
#24
4x16 - While You Weren't Sleeping (2)
#25
4x16 - While You Weren't Sleeping (3)
#26
4x16 - While You Weren't Sleeping (3)
#27
4x17 - Empire of the Son (1)
"We should go over field trip procedures again."
"Oh joy."
#28
4x17 - Empire of the Son (2)
#29
4x17 - Empire of the Son (3)
"God, I knew you'd be my social death, Humphrey. I just knew it."
#30
4x17 - Empire of the Son (3)
"It's been nice not being friends with you."
"Let's not do it again some time."
#31
4x17 - Empire of the Son (4)
"I've been walking around the city all night with one all-consuming, paralyzing thought."
"Why am I walking around the city when I live in Brooklyn?"
#32
4x18 - The Kids Stay In The Picture
"My body is ready."
#33
4x18 - The Kids Stay In The Picture (2)
"I just wanted to make sure you knew that kiss meant nothing to me, like it did to you."
"Oh. Right."
"Social experiment gone wrong."
"A princess kissing a labrador."
#34
4x19 - Pretty In Pink
"If you've developed a passion for Ukrainian food then I think we did spend too much time together."
"Actually. I'm on a date. You can handle that, right?"
"We're just friends. Date away."
#35
4x19 - Pretty In Pink
"You and I are madly in love"
#36
4x19 - Pretty In Pink
"For someone who's just a friend you're really good at choreographing reasons for us to kiss."
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"Whatever you say. Just don't get too handsy."
#37
4x19 - Pretty in Pink (2)
"I was hoping it would go away."
"I was humiliated."
#38
4x22 - The Wrong Goodbye
"Listen, if the castle gets lonely, um, you want to watch a movie with a friend-"
"I already copied your queue. Our email discourse begins Monday with Hal Ashby's The Landlord. And we'll take it from there."
- Vote for your ten LEAST favourite scenes, the eight scenes with the most votes won't make it to the next round. Be a darling and don't vote for less or more scenes, if you do I'll have to discount your vote from the results, which means work for me and I hate work.
- Voting is open for three days, so Monday June 18th at 12:01 am I'll close my heart to you forever.
- Campaining is totally allowed!
- Don't you ruin my fun.
Poll d2d S4 Scence Survivor, Round #1
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