$$$ FROM THE SKY
So after working from home today, I realized that I really needed to clean my desk (OK, I knew this already, but I hadn't cared enough :P), and what do I find in a pile of pay stubs waiting to be filed away? A FUCKING PAYCHECK. Apparently after I started my new job, direct deposit didn't kick in until the third paycheck rather than the second (which is what I was told would happen). So, uh, damn.