Crack!Fic.. like whoa. Sam/Dean
Title: Winter Angst
Author: :dare_to_dream06
Rating: Totally NC-17 [Lmao]
Word Count: 1094
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Warnings: Uh, CRACK. So if you don't like laughing or have an allergy don't click the cut. *g*
Summary: Dean Angsts in the winter, things happen. Feelings are confessed and loads are blown!
Authors Notes: Once again I blame deansam76 for saying this, you totally crack me up! Write some bad!fic, go on! Doooo it! =D! Peer pressure! lol. *MUAH* What would I do without you hun? lol ENJOY! *hugs*
It was in the winters. The snow was cold, fluffy but still cold. Dean (the short man with blond hair that Sam often called a Jerk) sat at the window of their very small cabin that Sam had boughted for them to stay in to takes a break from their very much hard work.
The cabin had a small orange, white, pink, yellow and blue kitchen, a bathroom that had a shower and a toilet and some cupboards, a very tiny sitting room -wheres the two men tended to sit- and ONE bedroom that had only ONE bed for the tall(ONE) and(PLUS) short(ONE) mens(EQUALS TWO) to sleep in.
They haved only been there for a week. Sam was in the shower becoming clean and smelling good and Dean could hear the shower water dripping from the shower, through the door of the bathroom, where Sam was... taking a shower.
Dean was already starting to get very much bothered by the close proximity in which he and hes brother had to live! No, it is not that he did not want to have closeness with Sam (his brother, whom he did want to have closeness with), no that was not the problem. The problems was that with the closeness that camed with Sam, camed the feelings that Dean had been trying to forgets.
Dean was in love with hes little brother Sam!!
Sam, the little brother he had to take the diapers off of when he shitted himself as a baby.
Sam, the little brother he taught to catch a ball when theys dad was on a hunt.
Sam, the little brother that came to Dean when he scraped up his knees playing basketball.
Sam, his little brother whom was not so littles anymore.
Dean had pushed this feelings away, trying to grab onto realz life. BUT NO! Not now, not with Sam being all SAM. Coming out of the shower with just a towel covering his lower half (where he’s very sexy man cock was hiding). Making Dean’s cock say ‘hellos sam’s man cock, would you liked to come and play with me’. Dean raned away, right far away into the bathroom and hid in the cupboards away from Sam and his very hots body!
But Sam finded him! God damn Sam and his huge brain!
“OH NOES! SAM! How did you ever finded me in heres!” He yelled, trying to make his tears disappear with tissue before Sam looked at him.
“Because Dean. I haved a big huge brain that I useded to looks for you. Why for did you hide away from me, am I so horrible to look at?” he said with his biggest of big puppy dog eyes, that were big and puppy like.
*CRUNCH*
Did you hears that? Yes, that noise that sounded much like a crunching noise? Yes, that was Dean’s heart. When he heared Sammy say that, it made his heart crunch into tiny, small, little pieces.
“Nos Sam. This is very much not why I am in here.” Dean tried to explain, while still making the tears disappears with a tissue, “The reason is very much the opposite of the reason you are thinking but do not tell you that I told you! I am not suppose to tell you! Why did you let me tell you!?”
Sam looked confused. Dean looked sad/angry/scared and a little horny. OKAY. A lot horny. Sam’s confused face was hot. Like fire, HOTTER then fire. HOT like, REALLY HOT FIRE!
Dean blew hes load right across the room and into the other room! Because Sam was so hot! Dean was SHOCKED! “OMGZ!” He shrieked “What it was that I just did!” his face was red like blood because he was embarrassed that he shooted his load by just looking at Sam.
Dean was shaking. When he looked up at his tall, brown haired brother he had a look of something that was not a familiar look on his face and his eyes was very dark like the night when it’s dark. Dean knew not what to do!
“Dean” Sam said in his very hot sexy voice that sounded very hot and sexy. “Did you just blow that load because you was looking at my face.”
Sam did not sound discussed, Sam sounded horny! “Hmm?” He couldn’t form the words that he was looking for.
Sam ripped off his pants and starts to pull on his cock right in Deans face! “Omgz Dean, you hot sexy beast! I love you and I want to touch you all over because I am so hot for you, my big brother Dean who changed my diapers when I shitted myself as a baby. OH DEAN.”
Dean climbed out of the cupboards and took Sam’s WHALE cock into his mouth and started sucking on him like a straw. He tried to say how much he wanted for Sam to want him but he had his mouth full so it kind of sounded like he said something about green chickens, but Sam did not minded one tiny, small, little, bit. Because the soundwaves causes vibrations and the vibrations caused Sam to blow his load down his throat and then he fell to the floor puffing out breaths because he was so spent.
“Oh fuck Dean. You is so hot. I wanted you, my brother, Dean for a very ginormous amount of years. And I did not ever think that you, my brother, Dean would want to touch me because Dean, I am your brother!!!!!” He whispered in his most shiest of voices.
Dean was crying. A lot. “I love you, Sam. Whom is taller then me, and sometimes calls me a jerk! In all of my life, I has not wanted pussy as much as I wanted you Sam. You is so much better then pussy. But I had to be a big strong man, and that is why I had to get to that. I was scareded that you did not want to have sexual intercourse with me, your brother Dean. So I would cry all the time and hide in the cupboards, but now. I shall not have to hide in those cupboards any longer! I AM IN LOVE WITH SAM, WHO IS MY BROTHER!” Dean started to dance, a dance that kind of looked like the funky chicken.
Sam laughed and cried at the same time because he was so over joyously happy.
They lived happily ever afterz doing the chicken dance and not hiding in cupboards anymorez.
THE ENDZ!
uhhh..
Should I even ask for comments? Yes, yes I should.
*runs and hides*
Author: :dare_to_dream06
Rating: Totally NC-17 [Lmao]
Word Count: 1094
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Warnings: Uh, CRACK. So if you don't like laughing or have an allergy don't click the cut. *g*
Summary: Dean Angsts in the winter, things happen. Feelings are confessed and loads are blown!
Authors Notes: Once again I blame deansam76 for saying this, you totally crack me up! Write some bad!fic, go on! Doooo it! =D! Peer pressure! lol. *MUAH* What would I do without you hun? lol ENJOY! *hugs*
It was in the winters. The snow was cold, fluffy but still cold. Dean (the short man with blond hair that Sam often called a Jerk) sat at the window of their very small cabin that Sam had boughted for them to stay in to takes a break from their very much hard work.
The cabin had a small orange, white, pink, yellow and blue kitchen, a bathroom that had a shower and a toilet and some cupboards, a very tiny sitting room -wheres the two men tended to sit- and ONE bedroom that had only ONE bed for the tall(ONE) and(PLUS) short(ONE) mens(EQUALS TWO) to sleep in.
They haved only been there for a week. Sam was in the shower becoming clean and smelling good and Dean could hear the shower water dripping from the shower, through the door of the bathroom, where Sam was... taking a shower.
Dean was already starting to get very much bothered by the close proximity in which he and hes brother had to live! No, it is not that he did not want to have closeness with Sam (his brother, whom he did want to have closeness with), no that was not the problem. The problems was that with the closeness that camed with Sam, camed the feelings that Dean had been trying to forgets.
Dean was in love with hes little brother Sam!!
Sam, the little brother he had to take the diapers off of when he shitted himself as a baby.
Sam, the little brother he taught to catch a ball when theys dad was on a hunt.
Sam, the little brother that came to Dean when he scraped up his knees playing basketball.
Sam, his little brother whom was not so littles anymore.
Dean had pushed this feelings away, trying to grab onto realz life. BUT NO! Not now, not with Sam being all SAM. Coming out of the shower with just a towel covering his lower half (where he’s very sexy man cock was hiding). Making Dean’s cock say ‘hellos sam’s man cock, would you liked to come and play with me’. Dean raned away, right far away into the bathroom and hid in the cupboards away from Sam and his very hots body!
But Sam finded him! God damn Sam and his huge brain!
“OH NOES! SAM! How did you ever finded me in heres!” He yelled, trying to make his tears disappear with tissue before Sam looked at him.
“Because Dean. I haved a big huge brain that I useded to looks for you. Why for did you hide away from me, am I so horrible to look at?” he said with his biggest of big puppy dog eyes, that were big and puppy like.
*CRUNCH*
Did you hears that? Yes, that noise that sounded much like a crunching noise? Yes, that was Dean’s heart. When he heared Sammy say that, it made his heart crunch into tiny, small, little pieces.
“Nos Sam. This is very much not why I am in here.” Dean tried to explain, while still making the tears disappears with a tissue, “The reason is very much the opposite of the reason you are thinking but do not tell you that I told you! I am not suppose to tell you! Why did you let me tell you!?”
Sam looked confused. Dean looked sad/angry/scared and a little horny. OKAY. A lot horny. Sam’s confused face was hot. Like fire, HOTTER then fire. HOT like, REALLY HOT FIRE!
Dean blew hes load right across the room and into the other room! Because Sam was so hot! Dean was SHOCKED! “OMGZ!” He shrieked “What it was that I just did!” his face was red like blood because he was embarrassed that he shooted his load by just looking at Sam.
Dean was shaking. When he looked up at his tall, brown haired brother he had a look of something that was not a familiar look on his face and his eyes was very dark like the night when it’s dark. Dean knew not what to do!
“Dean” Sam said in his very hot sexy voice that sounded very hot and sexy. “Did you just blow that load because you was looking at my face.”
Sam did not sound discussed, Sam sounded horny! “Hmm?” He couldn’t form the words that he was looking for.
Sam ripped off his pants and starts to pull on his cock right in Deans face! “Omgz Dean, you hot sexy beast! I love you and I want to touch you all over because I am so hot for you, my big brother Dean who changed my diapers when I shitted myself as a baby. OH DEAN.”
Dean climbed out of the cupboards and took Sam’s WHALE cock into his mouth and started sucking on him like a straw. He tried to say how much he wanted for Sam to want him but he had his mouth full so it kind of sounded like he said something about green chickens, but Sam did not minded one tiny, small, little, bit. Because the soundwaves causes vibrations and the vibrations caused Sam to blow his load down his throat and then he fell to the floor puffing out breaths because he was so spent.
“Oh fuck Dean. You is so hot. I wanted you, my brother, Dean for a very ginormous amount of years. And I did not ever think that you, my brother, Dean would want to touch me because Dean, I am your brother!!!!!” He whispered in his most shiest of voices.
Dean was crying. A lot. “I love you, Sam. Whom is taller then me, and sometimes calls me a jerk! In all of my life, I has not wanted pussy as much as I wanted you Sam. You is so much better then pussy. But I had to be a big strong man, and that is why I had to get to that. I was scareded that you did not want to have sexual intercourse with me, your brother Dean. So I would cry all the time and hide in the cupboards, but now. I shall not have to hide in those cupboards any longer! I AM IN LOVE WITH SAM, WHO IS MY BROTHER!” Dean started to dance, a dance that kind of looked like the funky chicken.
Sam laughed and cried at the same time because he was so over joyously happy.
They lived happily ever afterz doing the chicken dance and not hiding in cupboards anymorez.
THE ENDZ!
uhhh..
Should I even ask for comments? Yes, yes I should.
*runs and hides*