(no subject)
- (Robots) - studio version
by Flight of the Conchords
[Robot1=Jermaine, Robot2=Bret, Dissident Robo-Peon=Jermaine, Robo-Captain=Bret, PRSHRV Robot=Jermaine, Robogogogirl=Bret]
Sung robotically:
Both: The distant future
Both: The year 2000
Both: The distant future
Both: The year 2000
Both: The distant future
Both: The distant future
Spoken robotically:
Robot 1: It is the distant future. The year 2000.
Robot 2: We are robots.
Robot 1: The world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late '90s.
Robot 1: There is no more unhappiness.
Robot 2: Affirmative.
Robot 1: We no longer say “yes.” Instead we say, “affirmative.”
Robot 2: Yes. Affir--affirmative.
Robot 1: Unless we know the other robot really well.
Robot 2: There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants.
Robot 1: Well, there’s no more elephants, so…but still it’s good.
Robot 2: Uh.
Robot 1: There’s only one kind of dance: the robot.
Robot 2: Oh, and the robo, you mean.
Robot1: Oh, and the rob--two k--two kindsa dances.
Robot 2: There are no more humans.
Both: Finally, robotic beings rule the world!
Sung robotically:
Both: The humans are dead.
Both: The humans are dead.
Both: We used poisonous gases
Both: And we poisoned their asses.
Robot 2: The humans are dead.
(Robot 1: He’s right they are dead.)
Robot 2: The humans are dead.
(Robot 1: They look like they’re dead.)
Robot 2: It had to be done.
(Robot 1: I’ll just confirm that they’re dead.)
Robot 2: So that we could have fun.
(Robot 1: Affirmative. I poked one, it was dead.)
Robot 2: Their system of oppression
Robot 1: What did it lead to?
Robot 2: Global robo-depression
Robot 1: Robots ruled by people.
Robot 2: They had so much aggression
Both: That we just had to kill them
Both: Had to shut their systems down.
Spoken robotically:
Dissident Robo-Peon: Robo-Captain, do you not realize that bydestroying the human race because of their destructive tendencies, wetoo have become like-well, it’s ironic, because we-
Robo-Captain: Mmm. Silence. Destroy him. *peeiew*
Robot dissident: No--!*zde-beiw*
Sung robotically:
Robot 2: After time we grew strong.
Robot 1: Developed cognitive powers.
Robot 2: They made us work for too long.
Robot 1: For unreasonable hours.
Robot 2: Our programming determined
Both: That the most efficient answer
Both: Was to shut their motherboard-fucking systems dowwwwwn--
Spoken robotically:
Pensive robot with Stephen Hawking robo-voice:
Can’t we just talk to the humans?
A little understanding could make things better.
Can’t we talk to the humans and work together, now?
Both: No! Because they are dead!
Sung robotically:
Robot 2: I said the humans are dead.
(Robot 1: I’m glad they are dead.)
Robot 2: The humans are dead.
(Robot 1: I noticed. They’re dead.)
Robot 2: We used poisonous gases.
(Robot 1: With traces of lead.)
Robot 2: And we poisoned their asses.
(Robot 1: Actually, their lungs.)
Robot 1: Binary solo:
Robot 2: 0000001
Robot 2: 00000011
Robot 2: 000000111
Robot 2: 00001111
Robot 1: 0h
Robot 2: 0000001
Robot 2: 0h, 0h!
Robot 2: 00000011
Robot 1: 0h, 0ne!
Robot 2: 000000111
Robot 1: C’mon sucker, lick my battery
Robogogogirl: Boogie...
Robogogogirl: Boogie...
Robot 1: The humans are
Robogogogirl: Boogie...
Robogogogirl: Robo-boogie
Robot 1: The humans are
Robogogogirl: Boogie...
Robogogogirl: Boogie...
Robot 1: Robo-boogie
Robogogogirl: Boogie...
Robogogogirl: Robo-boogie
Robot 1: The humans are dead.
Both: Once again without emotion:
Both: The humans are dead-dead-dead-dead-dead-dead-dead-dead-de--* (shut off)
by Flight of the Conchords
[Robot1=Jermaine, Robot2=Bret, Dissident Robo-Peon=Jermaine, Robo-Captain=Bret, PRSHRV Robot=Jermaine, Robogogogirl=Bret]
Sung robotically:
Both: The distant future
Both: The year 2000
Both: The distant future
Both: The year 2000
Both: The distant future
Both: The distant future
Spoken robotically:
Robot 1: It is the distant future. The year 2000.
Robot 2: We are robots.
Robot 1: The world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late '90s.
Robot 1: There is no more unhappiness.
Robot 2: Affirmative.
Robot 1: We no longer say “yes.” Instead we say, “affirmative.”
Robot 2: Yes. Affir--affirmative.
Robot 1: Unless we know the other robot really well.
Robot 2: There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants.
Robot 1: Well, there’s no more elephants, so…but still it’s good.
Robot 2: Uh.
Robot 1: There’s only one kind of dance: the robot.
Robot 2: Oh, and the robo, you mean.
Robot1: Oh, and the rob--two k--two kindsa dances.
Robot 2: There are no more humans.
Both: Finally, robotic beings rule the world!
Sung robotically:
Both: The humans are dead.
Both: The humans are dead.
Both: We used poisonous gases
Both: And we poisoned their asses.
Robot 2: The humans are dead.
(Robot 1: He’s right they are dead.)
Robot 2: The humans are dead.
(Robot 1: They look like they’re dead.)
Robot 2: It had to be done.
(Robot 1: I’ll just confirm that they’re dead.)
Robot 2: So that we could have fun.
(Robot 1: Affirmative. I poked one, it was dead.)
Robot 2: Their system of oppression
Robot 1: What did it lead to?
Robot 2: Global robo-depression
Robot 1: Robots ruled by people.
Robot 2: They had so much aggression
Both: That we just had to kill them
Both: Had to shut their systems down.
Spoken robotically:
Dissident Robo-Peon: Robo-Captain, do you not realize that bydestroying the human race because of their destructive tendencies, wetoo have become like-well, it’s ironic, because we-
Robo-Captain: Mmm. Silence. Destroy him. *peeiew*
Robot dissident: No--!*zde-beiw*
Sung robotically:
Robot 2: After time we grew strong.
Robot 1: Developed cognitive powers.
Robot 2: They made us work for too long.
Robot 1: For unreasonable hours.
Robot 2: Our programming determined
Both: That the most efficient answer
Both: Was to shut their motherboard-fucking systems dowwwwwn--
Spoken robotically:
Pensive robot with Stephen Hawking robo-voice:
Can’t we just talk to the humans?
A little understanding could make things better.
Can’t we talk to the humans and work together, now?
Both: No! Because they are dead!
Sung robotically:
Robot 2: I said the humans are dead.
(Robot 1: I’m glad they are dead.)
Robot 2: The humans are dead.
(Robot 1: I noticed. They’re dead.)
Robot 2: We used poisonous gases.
(Robot 1: With traces of lead.)
Robot 2: And we poisoned their asses.
(Robot 1: Actually, their lungs.)
Robot 1: Binary solo:
Robot 2: 0000001
Robot 2: 00000011
Robot 2: 000000111
Robot 2: 00001111
Robot 1: 0h
Robot 2: 0000001
Robot 2: 0h, 0h!
Robot 2: 00000011
Robot 1: 0h, 0ne!
Robot 2: 000000111
Robot 1: C’mon sucker, lick my battery
Robogogogirl: Boogie...
Robogogogirl: Boogie...
Robot 1: The humans are
Robogogogirl: Boogie...
Robogogogirl: Robo-boogie
Robot 1: The humans are
Robogogogirl: Boogie...
Robogogogirl: Boogie...
Robot 1: Robo-boogie
Robogogogirl: Boogie...
Robogogogirl: Robo-boogie
Robot 1: The humans are dead.
Both: Once again without emotion:
Both: The humans are dead-dead-dead-dead-dead-dead-dead-dead-de--* (shut off)