home sweet home

[darcywretzky]

4 bottles of newcastle: $10

4 shots of goldshlager: $15

one pack of cigarettes: $4

getting drunk with your dad and his middle aged friends: priceless

i dont think i am going to a bar with my dad for a loooong time. it was almost too much fun. and his friends were obsessed with my hair...("its so pretty..").. weird.

i got to sit in a cop car

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[happychild4sale]

getting drunk with my dad would be fun. oh wait, that was my childhood.

[darcywretzky]

um.......

(this is where i dont know what to say....)

awkwardness is the flavor of the week

[happychild4sale]

hahaha im sooo sorry lynda. i really didnt mean it in a negative way at all, i forget that most orlando folk arent acquainted with my crazy father.

<3 ashley

p.s. i really did make that sound like i was abused or something hahahaha

[oecumenix]

Man filter

'obsessed with your hair' -> middle-aged perv
'it's so pretty' -> 'I fancy my mate's daughter'

it's easy when you know how.

[baccarati]

nick and i get drunk with my dad every now and then.