Well, duh. I have to say, I'm utterly delighted with some of the answer options, particularly "You're masturbating over a Sappho poem about myrtle" in answer to what embarrassing situation your scout finds you in. (Also, frighteningly, although I didn't do it because my CV was looking sparse, I certainly did do web design for OUG&Ssoc, and that's pretty much the only thing on my so-called CV.) Also, the quiz was so clealry written by a classicist.
I'm the Old Bod!
Old-fashioned even for Oxford, you're all about obscure ancient books and highly dubious thesis topics. Academic in the fusty and eccentric, rather than hard working, sense, Oxford is clearly the best place for you. Favourite word: "aporia". Least favourite: "relevant".
From Cherwell 24