Oct 15, 2004 22:39
Yes, I did go to my daughter's disco night.
No, I do not own a white suit with flared out lapels.
Don't even say anything insinuating that I do.
If you do, I'll find you out and create some interesting PR around you. Or sabotage your golf clubs. Ha! Didn't think I'd go for those, did you?
To reiterate: no white disco suit. Shut the hell up. I went for my daughter's sake.