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Title: My so called....
Rating: NC:17
Warning: Slash/Minor Chan/Seme/Uke theme
Pairing: Colin/Jared for now
AN: These people I do not know and I do not own them and I am not sure about their sexuality. I was inspired by My So Called life and Jared and Colin's age difference.
Can we spell angst
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Third period, Theology was going to become one of Jared's favorite subjects. NOT!
Sister Elizabeth Anna kept giving him and Orli the evil eye. In this class they were allowed to choose who they wanted to sit with.
With out a second thought Orli and Jared huddled together in the far back corner. Jared kept his head down and so did Orli. The women's glare could kill. Honestly.
For Jared the old bag took twenty minutes just talking about 'how students could not pay attention in Religion. It was like they did not care about the word of GOD.' Jared and Orli knew she was just babbling at that point and they decided to talk quietly about where they would eat lunch and the usual.....
" Would Sodom or Gomorrah like to share their 'little' conversation with the class." That of course caught their attention. They both looked around wondering what Sister. Old and Wrinkled was talking about as the class laughed pretty loudly.
That is when they came to the conclusion that 'they' were 'Sodom and Gomorrah' It seemed that the nun was still waiting for an answer. Now, Jared knew alone neither would do anything but give a quiet 'Sorry Sister'. But when together you could say they were dangerous.
" Well, Sister we were talking about what kind of Lubricant that was best to commit sodomy with." Orli said this with a very serious face and then turned to Jared with eyes that spurred him on.
" I was thinking maybe 'KY' was better but then I thought I should do my research. I saw this bible right next to me and told Orli we should turn to the Gospel of John. He might have some answer for are 'dilemma'. Because probably as you know The Gospel of John embraces homosexuality." Jared responded.
Oh, if looks could kill. Well, if looks could kill both Jared and Orli would be as dusty dead as 'Sodom and Gomorrah'. The class found it amusing as the giggles surrounded them. Sadly enough Sister. I walk around with a ruler, didn't find it funny.
That is why Orli and Jared found themselves in the councilor's office with Sister.Patt. Oh, she was a nice women of God. But she did not know the meaning of privacy.
" May I ask why you two boys decided to wears girl's clothes today. Not that you do not look wonderful in your own artistic way but what motivated you so..." Jared looked at Orli and Orli looked back at Jared.
" Self Expression" They answered together and smiled back at the nun. They tried not to look at her yellow teeth.
"Oh, well that is wonderful. Now, as we all know you two are homosexuals. Am I right." Orli poked Jared and Jared poked right back.
" Right" They answered at the same time with the same smile.
" Oh, it is beautiful that you two know yourselves so well at such a young age. Now, we all know that God made you gay. So you have no self doubt, eating problems, self abuse, self cutting problems do you." Jared coughed and Orli coughed louder, hiding back laughs.
" Nope" They said at the same time. SMIlE.
" But as we all know God made you gay but he does not wish you to practice homosexuality physically with another person. Have you two expressed your homosexuality physically with other men or.... each other." Orli bit his tongue and Jared chewed his finger.
" NOOOOOO" They both responded clearly and smiled.
" Good, good, good. But you know that you could express it with yourself. You could use.... vibrators while pleasing yourself. It will help abstain until marriage. Then when you two get married and have children, you and your wives could experiment with pleasure toys. I have pamphlets if you need a group to help you abstain until marriage. OK" Jared closed his eyes and Orli looked at the ceiling.
" OK " They both said and smiled at her. Then they both left, with pamphlets they would throw in the garbage during lunch. At least they had time to think while they were talking to Sister. Patt.
" So do you wanna have lunch at the out side cafe?" Orli asked. Jared looked deep in thought before he answered.
" Nope, too many assholes. I was thinking the bleachers. Nothing there but losers, geeks and potheads. Our people. The chosen people." With that and two smirks they both went to their fourth period classes.
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AN: Please review. Hope you like.
Rating: NC:17
Warning: Slash/Minor Chan/Seme/Uke theme
Pairing: Colin/Jared for now
AN: These people I do not know and I do not own them and I am not sure about their sexuality. I was inspired by My So Called life and Jared and Colin's age difference.
Can we spell angst
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Third period, Theology was going to become one of Jared's favorite subjects. NOT!
Sister Elizabeth Anna kept giving him and Orli the evil eye. In this class they were allowed to choose who they wanted to sit with.
With out a second thought Orli and Jared huddled together in the far back corner. Jared kept his head down and so did Orli. The women's glare could kill. Honestly.
For Jared the old bag took twenty minutes just talking about 'how students could not pay attention in Religion. It was like they did not care about the word of GOD.' Jared and Orli knew she was just babbling at that point and they decided to talk quietly about where they would eat lunch and the usual.....
" Would Sodom or Gomorrah like to share their 'little' conversation with the class." That of course caught their attention. They both looked around wondering what Sister. Old and Wrinkled was talking about as the class laughed pretty loudly.
That is when they came to the conclusion that 'they' were 'Sodom and Gomorrah' It seemed that the nun was still waiting for an answer. Now, Jared knew alone neither would do anything but give a quiet 'Sorry Sister'. But when together you could say they were dangerous.
" Well, Sister we were talking about what kind of Lubricant that was best to commit sodomy with." Orli said this with a very serious face and then turned to Jared with eyes that spurred him on.
" I was thinking maybe 'KY' was better but then I thought I should do my research. I saw this bible right next to me and told Orli we should turn to the Gospel of John. He might have some answer for are 'dilemma'. Because probably as you know The Gospel of John embraces homosexuality." Jared responded.
Oh, if looks could kill. Well, if looks could kill both Jared and Orli would be as dusty dead as 'Sodom and Gomorrah'. The class found it amusing as the giggles surrounded them. Sadly enough Sister. I walk around with a ruler, didn't find it funny.
That is why Orli and Jared found themselves in the councilor's office with Sister.Patt. Oh, she was a nice women of God. But she did not know the meaning of privacy.
" May I ask why you two boys decided to wears girl's clothes today. Not that you do not look wonderful in your own artistic way but what motivated you so..." Jared looked at Orli and Orli looked back at Jared.
" Self Expression" They answered together and smiled back at the nun. They tried not to look at her yellow teeth.
"Oh, well that is wonderful. Now, as we all know you two are homosexuals. Am I right." Orli poked Jared and Jared poked right back.
" Right" They answered at the same time with the same smile.
" Oh, it is beautiful that you two know yourselves so well at such a young age. Now, we all know that God made you gay. So you have no self doubt, eating problems, self abuse, self cutting problems do you." Jared coughed and Orli coughed louder, hiding back laughs.
" Nope" They said at the same time. SMIlE.
" But as we all know God made you gay but he does not wish you to practice homosexuality physically with another person. Have you two expressed your homosexuality physically with other men or.... each other." Orli bit his tongue and Jared chewed his finger.
" NOOOOOO" They both responded clearly and smiled.
" Good, good, good. But you know that you could express it with yourself. You could use.... vibrators while pleasing yourself. It will help abstain until marriage. Then when you two get married and have children, you and your wives could experiment with pleasure toys. I have pamphlets if you need a group to help you abstain until marriage. OK" Jared closed his eyes and Orli looked at the ceiling.
" OK " They both said and smiled at her. Then they both left, with pamphlets they would throw in the garbage during lunch. At least they had time to think while they were talking to Sister. Patt.
" So do you wanna have lunch at the out side cafe?" Orli asked. Jared looked deep in thought before he answered.
" Nope, too many assholes. I was thinking the bleachers. Nothing there but losers, geeks and potheads. Our people. The chosen people." With that and two smirks they both went to their fourth period classes.
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AN: Please review. Hope you like.