words of wisdom
sometimes you are at home and trying clothes on for work the next day. you pull on a skirt that goes to your knees and you think, "hey, this is an appropriate skirt".
and then you get to work, and it is windy, and cold and you realize as you walk (a lot) that perhaps the skirt is riding up a little bit, and maybe it wasn't at your knees so much as just above them, and now it's verging on the "midway up your thigh" area. and then you climb stairs to get to your office, and it gets even worse (and you're so distracted by your mountain climbing skirt that you lose a shoe temporarily).
and then you sit. oh god. when you sit? the skirt climbs all the way up your legs so that you're glad your boss is not there and that no one can see you.
and then you go home. with more wind, and more static, and more moving, and the moment you get into your car, you breathe a sigh of relief.
ladies: the stealth mini-skirt is not your friend.
and then you get to work, and it is windy, and cold and you realize as you walk (a lot) that perhaps the skirt is riding up a little bit, and maybe it wasn't at your knees so much as just above them, and now it's verging on the "midway up your thigh" area. and then you climb stairs to get to your office, and it gets even worse (and you're so distracted by your mountain climbing skirt that you lose a shoe temporarily).
and then you sit. oh god. when you sit? the skirt climbs all the way up your legs so that you're glad your boss is not there and that no one can see you.
and then you go home. with more wind, and more static, and more moving, and the moment you get into your car, you breathe a sigh of relief.
ladies: the stealth mini-skirt is not your friend.