ATTENTION, ATTENTION

[daphne_x]

I hope you've all kept your weekends free!

This is an official notice: Tomorrow (Friday the 27th) Riley O'Dannihugh will be throwing one of his legandary bashes!

What a better way to pick up our spirits, yeah? Get ready to leave your troubles and dance the night away because this will be a night you will never forget (or may never remember...).

If you

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[riley_s_od]

I don't know how to be happy.

[daphne_x]

Oh, of course you do. Its just that you're sober right now...

[riley_s_od]

Am I?

I don't think I know what that feels like.

[daphne_x]

You're right. You might actually not survive without whiskey in your system. Good think you're having this party - there will be plenty to keep your vitals up.

[riley_s_od]

Ah, yes. S'all party of my experimental treatment.

Aside from brief memory loss, I think it's going relatively well.

[daphne_x]

We might actually be able to reintroduce you into normal society if this weekend goes well.

[riley_s_od]

Why can normal society just come to me?

I'm a busy man.

[daphne_x]

We'll test that option at your party. And I suppose you'll want a throne as well.

[riley_s_od]

I...

.. Well, I already have one.

[daphne_x]

That shouldn't surprise me. Is it comfortable?

[riley_s_od]

Well Christ, Daphne, do you think I just buy new thrones every year? And If I did, I wouldn't tell you...

It's the same, very comfortable throne as last year.

[daphne_x]

I'm actually doubled over laughing over this

I've been in the market myself for a comfortable throne. I think it would suit me well. Could I test your model out?

[ccecilia]

Can't say you're wrong on that one, love.