Matt Meets My Dad

Jul 21, 2005 08:02

Dad: Would you prefer nails or dimes?
Matt: Nails. I've had my shots.
Dad: Shots aren't gonna go you any fucking good.

::Shotguns::

Tonight is the rehearsal dinner. Saturday, the Wedding. Can't wait till it's over. I am broke. I have blackmail pics of my sister licking a stripper.
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