Title: That's How It Goes
Genre: humour, parody
Rating: a very light K+
Warnings: spoilers for end of Origins; that's all.
Summary: The Awakening crew want to know how their Commander defeated the Blight - but he doesn't really want to tell them. A couple of 'interesting' tales are told instead. Mentionings of nearly every companion from Origins and Awakening, no pairings, generic male PC.
A/N: I saw the prompt "lying" from a few weeks ago and wanted originally to do a serious little ficlet where the lies were on the angsty side rather than the ridiculous side. But... I just manage to turn everything I touch into completely wtfkery, so in the end I edited it all into a silly humour piece. Apologies if this is now so far off the prompt mark that it doesn't belong here anymore.
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