New Law
I have decided that I am making a new law.
IF YOU HAVE SNOW OR ICE ON THE SIDEWALK OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE, PLEASE EITHER SHOVEL IT/PUT ROCK SALT DOWN/SOMETHING SO THERE IS NOT A LAYER OF ICE IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE AS I WALK DOWN MY STREET. IF YOU DO NOT DO THIS, SAMOA JOE WILL COME OVER YOUR HOUSE, PERFORM THE CHOKE SLEEPER ON YOU, THEN JOHN WALTERS WILL COME BY AND PERFORM THE LUNGBLOWER THAN THE SHARPSHOOTER ON YOU EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU DO.
THANK YOU
--Mgmt.
Reason for new law: I decided to go down to Newport today to see Along Came Polly. It took me 15 MINUTES to go up the block to the bus stop and 20 MINUTES to walk home because some people did not put rock salt down or even shovel a path in front of their house! I went really slowly so I do not bust my ass. It was quite infuriating. But I got there okay and my butt is still in tact.
Now I am home chillin on the computer.
IF YOU HAVE SNOW OR ICE ON THE SIDEWALK OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE, PLEASE EITHER SHOVEL IT/PUT ROCK SALT DOWN/SOMETHING SO THERE IS NOT A LAYER OF ICE IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE AS I WALK DOWN MY STREET. IF YOU DO NOT DO THIS, SAMOA JOE WILL COME OVER YOUR HOUSE, PERFORM THE CHOKE SLEEPER ON YOU, THEN JOHN WALTERS WILL COME BY AND PERFORM THE LUNGBLOWER THAN THE SHARPSHOOTER ON YOU EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU DO.
THANK YOU
--Mgmt.
Reason for new law: I decided to go down to Newport today to see Along Came Polly. It took me 15 MINUTES to go up the block to the bus stop and 20 MINUTES to walk home because some people did not put rock salt down or even shovel a path in front of their house! I went really slowly so I do not bust my ass. It was quite infuriating. But I got there okay and my butt is still in tact.
Now I am home chillin on the computer.