Aug 23, 2005 11:39
I had a great time at Cedar Point yesterday. It was hard for me to believe how many mind-blowingly clever t-shirts there are out there, though.
Among them:
-I'm not a stalker, your house just happens to be near everywhere I go.
-I don't support my drinking habit, my job does.
-Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?
-I'm not unmotivated, I'm just lazy
-Drink Drink Drink
-(A pink shirt) Tough guys wear pink
-(Another pink shirt) Keep laughing. This is your girlfriend's shirt.
-Single . . .wanna mingle?
-I love attention . . .just not from you.
-Who are these kids and why are they calling me Daddy?
-Hawaiian chicks grow great coconuts
-How do you keep an idiot busy? See other side. (Guess what it says on the other side!)
-I'm not only perfect, I'm mexican too!
Man o man! How do they do it! And where do people get these? Come on! Oh and great use of ellipses on some of those.
So I started reading the Wheel of Time again, and I just finished book 2, although I can't actually believe that I'm doing this. I'm really aiming to move in this Sunday so I'm pretty psyched. Hopefully by then I'll actually be registered for classes.
Why does my esophagus feel bruised? That's really uncomfortable.