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Jan 20, 2006 06:08

Me and Char are amazing.

So Me and Char have provided some reasons as to why boys suck. so Boys, if you have an issue, feel free to email us, we're all about "talking things out." And Girls, feel free to add to it!

1. They call, but when they do, they leave these like lame messages, but usually because they're drunk and/or stoned.

2.They think that its okay to say things like "flava"...and they're white, and not that hott to begin with.

3.They say shit about missing you, yet don't make the effort to see you when given the chance.

4. They get jealous over little things, yet when you try to talk to them, they get all "you're getting too close, you're taking things to fast"

5.They think it's okay to call you gay, after you've hooked up with them, so that obviously makes them a girl then right?

6. It's okay for them to talk and hang out with other girls, but god forbid you're caught talking to another guy.

7. They want you to get along with their friends, but get super jealous when you actually get along with them.

8. They say they'll call you, and then casually "forget" or say they were too busy.

9. You call them, but then they get angry for calling at a "bad time"

10. It's okay for them to say that a girl's hott, but if you say one thing about a guy being even remotely cute, you get the cold shoulder the rest of the night

11. When they tell you to call them, and you do but they don't answer, they give you some lame excuse about why.

12. You constantly have to reassure them that you actually like them, and then when you ask if they like you, or what they like about you, they say "Don't think like that, of course I like you, I wouldn't be acting like this if I didn't"

13. They expect you to ditch your friends the second he wants to hang out, but they get so mad when you want him to ditch the boys for the night.

14.When you're alone they love macking and shit, but the second you guys get around people, they only want to hold your hand, or maybe kiss you on the cheek.

15. When they call you at 2 in the morning and ask "what are you doing?"

16. They say you're getting "too attached" when they've been calling and texting you alllll weekend.

17. They don't like being around you when you're intoxicated, but its okay for them to do it.

18. They hook up with you, and then tell your friends "she's not my type"

19. They can talk about all their ex's but the second you bring up one, they get all pissy.

20. When you break up they say "we can still be friends" but if they find out youre talking to another ex, they get mad.

21. They think it's not possible for you to have guy friends, that are Just Friends.

22. After hooking up, he tells people "i wasn't interested, just going along so i wouldn't hurt her feelings"

23. You hang out for like 2 weeks straight, and they promise to call you and talk to you when you leave, but are usually too busy, aka they're too drunk/stoned to answer, or they do, and acidentally hang up.

24. It's okay for them to look through your recent calls, texts, emails, myspace messages..but you're not allowed to touch his stuff at all.

25. They're allowed to drink/smoke as much as they want, but get pissed off when you get drunk/stoned.

26. You tell him or show him certain things with him promising not to say anything about it, but the minute he gets drunk with the guys he blabs about everything.

27. It's okay for him to be all touchy feely around your friends, but he wouldn't dare touch you around his, or he will, only to show them that he's "getting some action"

28. You don't talk to them for months, yet he'll still IM you saying "i miss you baby"

29. You don't talk for a few days, and you cleary had a much more than friends relationship, but when you bring up the issue about not talking he says "Don't say things like that, I've just been really busy, you know I would call you if I had time".

30. He only talks and sees you when its convinent for him.

31. He calls you "dude" even though, you're clearly a girl, and hes most definately taken full advantage of the fact that you are a girl.

And the Number one reason::

He tells the person at your school, most likely to tell the world, that you guys had sex, and says "Gay, my bad" like its no big thang.

Love you all.

D && Char
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