OMG IM SO PUNK!!11!
I decided to dye my hair yesterday .... so I went adventuring! first stop was sally's for some dye and dye accessories... then to coconuts to visit the ex and try and get some tasty freebies ... walked out with a primo cd case for 10 bucks... it looks like one of those big shiny dj cd cases.. only shrunk down. Then it was off to the mall to try and find a replacement for my aviator shades which were broken over the winter... the only ones I found that were suitable replacements were like 20 bucks..and I wasn't digging that... I got my originals for free.. and I just wouldn't feel right buying some shitty replacements for 20 bucks. By sheer luck.. I stumbled upon the greatest underwear of all time... I found a pair of boxer briefs with an apple around the peehole... so when i got a chubby.. it totally looks like a worm coming out of the apple... only it's my COCK! hahahahahaha!!!!1 get it!!!1!! a cock!! maybe I'll take some pics in em .. anybody want an apple?!