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Guess how the birthday weekend is going!!
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That's right! It's going really shitty! There was supposed to be a rooftop party at the steino mansion tonight in my honor ... but I was talked into doing that on Sunday night so I could go to some karoke bar tonight and rock the fuck out.... of course those plans were quickly laid to waste by two complete asshole girls who didn't want to go all of a sudden because they thought it was going to be a sausage party thus causing other boys in the group to pull out too on account of the lack of vagina...... so rooftop party cancelled and moved to a lame ass Sunday when no one can stay out all night because they have work on Monday .... and karoke cancelled by two dumb sluts ....... so I get to go hang out in the same boring ass bar I always go to because everyone I know is a complete fucking asshole... happy birthday me
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That's right! It's going really shitty! There was supposed to be a rooftop party at the steino mansion tonight in my honor ... but I was talked into doing that on Sunday night so I could go to some karoke bar tonight and rock the fuck out.... of course those plans were quickly laid to waste by two complete asshole girls who didn't want to go all of a sudden because they thought it was going to be a sausage party thus causing other boys in the group to pull out too on account of the lack of vagina...... so rooftop party cancelled and moved to a lame ass Sunday when no one can stay out all night because they have work on Monday .... and karoke cancelled by two dumb sluts ....... so I get to go hang out in the same boring ass bar I always go to because everyone I know is a complete fucking asshole... happy birthday me