gadzooks!
You may not know me.. but I am deeply in love with you. It is not just your looks that have made me swoon all these years.. it is your amazing comic timing and wit that has me flustered. When I see you I feel giddy as a school girl .. especially when you talk in french .. that just gets my noodle boiling teehee. Anyway .. I just wanted to let you know that I long for you and perhaps one day we can make out like dirty dirty boys!
Love,
Danny