The pain just makes me want to stare
This weekend has been good, but there's also been a heap of a lot of shit. Mainly the bad points were just being woken up on Saturday at 6am with heinous cramps that prevented me from going back to sleep until round 8-8:30am. I still managed to make my lunch date with Heather, mainly because I hadn't seen her in months and I didn't want to beg off
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Term refering to the hottest woman in the room.
A: Dude, that chick is such a Kat!
B: Yeah, she's even got a Kat's ass!
2. Your Age: 25
The age at which one can finally rent a car in the United States without being charged enormous amounts of money and without having to sign thousands of papers for that matter.
So, a half-blind 70-year-old just got his license, rents a car a kills 5 people is more acceptable than a 24-year-old who has been driving for up to 10 years without an accident.
"How was your trip to New York?"
- "Fuck that! I got stabbed and mugged in the subway because I woulda had to pay $100 more per day for renting a car cuz im not 25 yet!"
3. One Of Your Friends: Gordon
while partaking in sex stopping for any reason (being tired, lazy bored etc)
this can also be referred to as "taking a break"
"last night i was with my girl, and she totally Gordoned me!"
"you poor guy"
girl: (after 5 mins of work) i need to take a break
guy (slaps girl): don't u dare Gordon me!
4. What You Should Be Doing: petting the kitty
While one would think this would have a definition, and can even guess what this definition might be...UD says it's not defined.
5. Your Favorite Color: blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
7. Last Person You Talked To: Ginger
A human, characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair. "Gingers" are generally considered to be inferior to their more melanin-rich brethren, and thus deservingly discriminated against. Gingers are thought to have no souls. The condition, "gingervitis" is genetic and incurable.
Ron Howard is a ginger.
Carrot Top is a good example of why gingers should be discriminated against.
8. Last Thing You Had To Drink: Coke
1) Short for the drug, Cocaine.
2) Short for the beverage, Coca Cola.
1) Pass the coke, bitch.
2) Pass the coke, bitch.
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