Fuckin Last Night Was Funny As Hell

[danthewoodpushe]

Last night i got homw from Jeanne's house and Everett wanted me to go to Heathers house.So I did.And Pete, Everett, Heather, Sean, and Corinne were all there drunk.Savannah and Anthony were there too.And it was so funny.Everett was so drunk he rolled around in the litter box and the parrot was laughing at him.Peter was listening to Modest Mouse and Savannah and Anthony were laughing and having a good time.Sean and Heather had some fun and now they arent virgins.And corrine was doing bad things with Everett.Me, Anthony and Savannah were the only sober kids there.Well Heathers mom was coming home soon and she wanted everett and Pete to leave.So some how Anthony and I got Pete and everett into Corinnes car and she drove them home. But to get everett into the car we had to throw rocks at him and drag him(face down) into the lawn.We also kicked him a few hundred times.
and then when everyone was gone I went to McDonalds with the girls.
Well now its the day after and Everett is here (still drunk) and Kyle just called saying he needs me to move a couch out of someones yard so he duznt get a $1000 fine.(FUCK THAT)Everett left a while ago i think he went to Pete's,but i dont know.
I hate being the sober kid.