-I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're ( Read more... )

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Did you know that 1 homan tongue = the length of 1.0667 flaccid penises. HAHAHA