REVELATION!!!!

Apr 17, 2005 03:39

Yo i just fucking figured it out. Actually I figured it out when some guy on that MTV show 'Next' said it, but i mean now I have legitimate proof. Girls like dudes that look like chicks. That's what the guy said. And its the honest truth. Take this guy for example:
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=2670312&Mytoken=20050417003138

Dude looks like a lady. Honestly. Like he's one of the most lady-lookin dudes I've ever seen. But then look at all the comments he has. Most of them are from really hot girls. And I've been told in person from people that know him that he gets all the ladies.

THIS IS MY PROBLEM!!!!

I look too much like a guy. I dress too much like a guy. I don't wear girl pants. I don't have long girly hair. I don't have a lean, girly figure.

No wonder no girls like me.

Amazing what things you learn at 3:43 in the am. Amazing.

So I guess this just means I gotta start trying to look more like a girl. I mean either that or get a really nice car. Or lots of money.
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