METAL GEAR MOVIE CAST

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THIS JUST IN GUYS! STRAIGHT FROM THE DESK OF HIDEO KOJIMA! THIS LIST HASN'T EVEN BEEN DISCLOSED TO THE PUBLIC YET!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I BRING YOU THE OFFICIAL CAST LIST FOR THE UPCOMING METAL GEAR SOLID MOVIE!

Solid Snake - Burt Reynolds
Colonel Campbell - Willem Dafoe
Otacon - Seth Rogen
Meryl - Hillary Swank (cause she looks like a man in that one movie)
Big Boss - Bob Barker
Liquid Ocelot - Jack Nicholson
Raiden - Jean Claude Van Damme

MORE TO COME LATER AS THIS GROUND BREAKING NEWS UNFOLDS!