*orc like voice* “Work work…” This shit is pissing me off. Now don’t get me wrong. I love my job, however there are a few people here I want to shoot in the face with a sawed off shotgun and hope their grandchildren feel it. That might seem a little unfair to some of you but work one day in my office with the not so cool people. Like Eric Chambers. Eric is the service coordinator. Every time he opens his flapping jaws I want to shove his foot in his mouth for him. He is the type of guy who thinks he is ultra important, but I have yet to meet someone who knows what he does. He gets paid more then us and has his own office, yet he is here to bug me on a Sunday while I try and come in and pull some overtime.
Hrmm…my phone is not ringing but everyone else’s is… Oh well. That means I just get to sit here. Got it fixed and my supervisor (Bryan) was awesome enough to get me a little personal project so I don’t have to sit here scratching my balls.
Beyond this, I am quitting smoking. That’s right. Me. “Tobacco Roads” as
the_oppressor would call me. But you know what? I don’t care. It hasn’t bothered me once. Then again look at me talking all this trash when its only day one. Hah! Oh well though. You know what its probably one of the healthiest decisions I have made. Even though I agree with Chris. I enjoy smoking. Its just after seeing my grandfather the way he was in his last year or so. And what my other siblings are doing to themselves with smoking…I don’t know. I mean I don’t like my brother Nick. I really don’t. But he is a idiot. I mean seriously. He lost ¾ of his lung capacity in the Marines and he still smokes a pack a day. He has two kids and I don’t know about you but I would look after my health if I knew two children were looking to me for support.
You know what really grinds my gears? Strippers. I mean you go to this bar right? And they are all like, “Hey look at me in my sexy clothes with my sexy body!”. But you cant touch them! What?! I cant touch you?! Well then that’s just a waste of a one. You better at least get your ass over here and give me a lap dance.
I moved into the townhouse on Thursday and I already am in love with it. Its cooler then your house! :P Duh! And my new roomate Christian is The Man! He was going to charlottesville yesterday to get laid. BTW just to let you know dude could get almost any girl. And he was like “Can you watch my dogs?” I didn’t care. He starts to walk out the door, “Hey you eat yet?” *I shake my head no* *he tosses me a 20* “Go get some food. Its my way of saying thanks for watching the dogs.” Dude is awsome. I was broke so of course I bitched and complained! OH NO! But in all honesty I felt terrible accepting the money from the dude. I mean seriously.
You know who needs to get in touch with me DAMN IT!?!
celestestar That’s right you better send me a e-mail or something! So muah!
Besides that you guys suck something major if you don’t give me some input you asses!
Crushed!