What The...
Ack, so many god-damned bugs are flying around me. Everytime someone opens the glass sliding door that leads to the backyard, tons of small bugs fly in and loom over my laptop. I feel encompassed in insects.
Robert gets to go see the London concert of Live 8 which features Coldplay and Mariah fucking Carey. Why does nothing cool EVER happen to me when I give minimal effort?!
WHAT!!?!?!? Mariah Carey and Paul McCartney standing on the same stage?!? Mariah singing parts of Hey Jude?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? Ugh, why couldn't I still have been in England for this!!!???
I see a moth stationed near me. I'll take that as a sign that it's quittin' time.
Robert gets to go see the London concert of Live 8 which features Coldplay and Mariah fucking Carey. Why does nothing cool EVER happen to me when I give minimal effort?!
WHAT!!?!?!? Mariah Carey and Paul McCartney standing on the same stage?!? Mariah singing parts of Hey Jude?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? Ugh, why couldn't I still have been in England for this!!!???
I see a moth stationed near me. I'll take that as a sign that it's quittin' time.