TVD 3x14: We're going down, down, down, together.
Holy hell. I don't even know what to do with this episode. We all knew this was going to be a bit of a ride, because in Mystic Falls formal wear is code for important events. But man, this was a fun episode. In a totally trippy, none of this makes any sense but I'm in love with how miserable everyone is sort of way. THIS FUCKING SHOW IS THE
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Elena has enough fucking love interests.
WORD. (And here's some insight into my internal monologue: They should pair Elijah up with Caroline or Bonnie. Though Caroline's already got enough love interests too...we need more women on this show. Oh, there's Rebekah! Oh wait, they're siblings. OH WAIT THAT WORKS. This is actually how I think.)
Kol just seems to be a rude-ass bitch to everybody.
Pretty much, which is usually enough to have me drawing hearts around his name. But so far he's not doing much for me? Not sure why. It's not that he's mean to Damon, because usually that just has me chanting "Make out!" to the two of them on my screen. But when you're mean to Rebekah, go die in a fire. Maybe that's it.
Because this ship is a terminal illness with all manner of unpleasant side effects.
TRUTH. FUCK THIS SHIP.
Oh, Mystic Falls. I didn't even mention in this hideously overlength recap the absurdity of everyone owning full evening wear and looking full awards show ready in about 6 hours. No point in even questioning.
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