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ever_neutral January 18 2013, 14:37:05 UTC
Woe @ your fleeting existence. And at your computer woes. Woe all round.

SAME ABOUT REBEKAH IN THE PREVIOUSLIES. Honestly this whole cure business seems poorly fleshed out on the part of anyone who isn't Damon or Stefan. Ehhhhhhh.

And I didn't think it was possible to loathe Stelena more than I already did but after watching the trainwreck that was the show catering to Stefan's man pain all episode at the expense of Elena's emotional power I JUST S M H. God fucking dammit we are into the FOURTH SEASON of this show and virtually zilch has changed with the power dynamic of this relationship -- Stefan is still being an emotionally abusive and manipulative piece of horseshit wrt Elena; the show is still failing to address it; and Elena suffers most of all. Literally the worst ship on television, Liz. Sorry, not sorry.

This is a cry for help. 
There is no help for you.

This is the sort of answer that the show could use to appease shippers. It's a way for S/E shippers to say, "yeah, Elena feels this way now, BUT...IF..."
lol but Elena's feelings and positive actions wrt Damon are 100% sire bond influenced you silly girl you don't even know what real love is and also you just want Ian S. to fuck you.

my recap writing is almost as predictable as Stefan is with Elena LOL BURN
To me, you are a perfect specimen.

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dante_kent January 25 2013, 00:00:23 UTC
Woe to my fandom fail indeed. Replying to these with about an hour to go before the ep airs for the East Coast. Win!

Honestly this whole cure business seems poorly fleshed out on the part of anyone who isn't Damon or Stefan.

Jfc, such truth. Why is this cure even a thing, tho. But seriously, how come no one else has discussed it at all? Like, is Caroline taking the cure? Does it work on hybrids? HOW COME THIS PLOT DEVICE IS NOT EVEN BEING USED AS A PLOT ANYTHING EXCEPT AS A WAY TO MAKE STEFAN EVEN WORSE.

Literally the worst ship on television, Liz. Sorry, not sorry.

PREACH. It is actually laughable at this point.

lol but Elena's feelings and positive actions wrt Damon are 100% sire bond influenced you silly girl you don't even know what real love is and also you just want Ian S. to fuck you.

Omg, your rite, how did i not kno this b4. u know me so well. my shipping feelings are totally becuz ian is so hotttt like omigod. thank u for clering that up 4 me.

P.S. all the typos, particularly that usage of your instead of you're, were intentional. I KNOW that's part of the joke but I just CAN'T put that idiocy out into the world without clearing up the fact that it's ironic. I have issues.

TO ME, YOU ARE PERFECT AS WELL.

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