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MafiaMan23: ...so the other night (I wasnt actually there, but I heard this from numerous people) a bunch of people were over at heather's place drinkin
MafiaMan23: two of which were jon and colby
Dante Debene: oh the guy jon is dating
MafiaMan23: somehow they got on the topic of devil locks
Dante Debene: ha
MafiaMan23: ha ha...yeah that is the one
MafiaMan23: well colby turned to jon and said "i think devil locks are sexy, and i want you to grow one"
Dante Debene: hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha
MafiaMan23: ok, so that is just the first part
Dante Debene: haha
MafiaMan23: jon of course was like "what the fuck, are you serious?" and she was
MafiaMan23: and i will bet you ANY amount of $$$ that he will grow one
MafiaMan23: just because she asked him too
MafiaMan23: but that isnt the best part...
MafiaMan23: colby told jon that she thinks devil locks are hot because of billy fang
Leah DeBene: HAHAHAH
Dante Debene: MafiaMan23: i win
MafiaMan23: the best part is, she isnt joking
MafiaMan23: imagine how jon felt
MafiaMan23: it mustve ripped him a new anus
MafiaMan23: ill bet he cried
MafiaMan23: ha ha
Leah DeBene: awww
Leah DeBene: thats sad.
Leah DeBene: when you guys get together youre real fuckin mean
Dante Debene: hahaha
Leah DeBene: no joke
Dante Debene: MafiaMan23: she is just upset because kevin wont do her
Dante Debene: hahahahahahahahahahahah
Leah DeBene: nooo
Leah DeBene: :-(
Leah DeBene: im not
Leah DeBene: that makes me want to fucking kill myself
Dante Debene: hahahaha
Dante Debene: hahahahhahahaha
Dante Debene: im laughing so hard right now
Leah DeBene: hahah
Leah DeBene: he thinks hes so funny
Leah DeBene: thats the only thing that makes it funny
Leah DeBene: he laughs at his own jokes
Leah DeBene: just like you do
Dante Debene: um
Dante Debene: yeah
Dante Debene: cause he is my brother
Dante Debene: moron
MafiaMan23: is she crying?
Dante Debene: no she doesnt cry
Dante Debene: she will get even
MafiaMan23: damn
MafiaMan23: ha ha
Dante Debene: probably kicking you in the balls
MafiaMan23: unlikely
Dante Debene: when she sees you next
MafiaMan23: she will try to nibble on them probably
MafiaMan23: because she wants me
MafiaMan23: ha ha
Dante Debene: yes
Dante Debene: she will
MafiaMan23: that is what i thought
Leah DeBene: EW
Leah DeBene: i dont want anything to do with his balls thank you very much
MafiaMan23: two of which were jon and colby
Dante Debene: oh the guy jon is dating
MafiaMan23: somehow they got on the topic of devil locks
Dante Debene: ha
MafiaMan23: ha ha...yeah that is the one
MafiaMan23: well colby turned to jon and said "i think devil locks are sexy, and i want you to grow one"
Dante Debene: hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha
MafiaMan23: ok, so that is just the first part
Dante Debene: haha
MafiaMan23: jon of course was like "what the fuck, are you serious?" and she was
MafiaMan23: and i will bet you ANY amount of $$$ that he will grow one
MafiaMan23: just because she asked him too
MafiaMan23: but that isnt the best part...
MafiaMan23: colby told jon that she thinks devil locks are hot because of billy fang
Leah DeBene: HAHAHAH
Dante Debene: MafiaMan23: i win
MafiaMan23: the best part is, she isnt joking
MafiaMan23: imagine how jon felt
MafiaMan23: it mustve ripped him a new anus
MafiaMan23: ill bet he cried
MafiaMan23: ha ha
Leah DeBene: awww
Leah DeBene: thats sad.
Leah DeBene: when you guys get together youre real fuckin mean
Dante Debene: hahaha
Leah DeBene: no joke
Dante Debene: MafiaMan23: she is just upset because kevin wont do her
Dante Debene: hahahahahahahahahahahah
Leah DeBene: nooo
Leah DeBene: :-(
Leah DeBene: im not
Leah DeBene: that makes me want to fucking kill myself
Dante Debene: hahahaha
Dante Debene: hahahahhahahaha
Dante Debene: im laughing so hard right now
Leah DeBene: hahah
Leah DeBene: he thinks hes so funny
Leah DeBene: thats the only thing that makes it funny
Leah DeBene: he laughs at his own jokes
Leah DeBene: just like you do
Dante Debene: um
Dante Debene: yeah
Dante Debene: cause he is my brother
Dante Debene: moron
MafiaMan23: is she crying?
Dante Debene: no she doesnt cry
Dante Debene: she will get even
MafiaMan23: damn
MafiaMan23: ha ha
Dante Debene: probably kicking you in the balls
MafiaMan23: unlikely
Dante Debene: when she sees you next
MafiaMan23: she will try to nibble on them probably
MafiaMan23: because she wants me
MafiaMan23: ha ha
Dante Debene: yes
Dante Debene: she will
MafiaMan23: that is what i thought
Leah DeBene: EW
Leah DeBene: i dont want anything to do with his balls thank you very much