[Blog] Insert repetitive profanities here

[danskannabis]

FUCK, MY EASTER LETTERS. How in the hell did I forget to write them!?

FUCK.

FUCK.

FUCK.

Oh my God mom is going to fucking kill me, I am so fucking DEAD

.... TIME TO BAKE AND CALCULATE THINGS AND oh my God Jeg er død, kan jeg ikke tro jeg glemte at skrive dem, åh min Gud, åh nej åh nej åh neeeeeeeeej I fucking hate holidays and requirements an

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[waitforsuperman]

DUDE.

DUDE.

Just chill. I've got a pen :U

[danskannabis]

ALFRED.

ALFRED YOU BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING MAN YOU.

I NEED THAT PEN. LIKE BURNING.

LIKE.

BURNING.

[waitforsuperman]

CAN DO. MEET YOU DOWNTOWN FOR SOME COFFEE TOO?

[danskannabis]

.... YES. COFFEE WOULD BE GOOD. I. WHEN? LIKE NOW? LIKE BURNING?

Sob I am two weeks late writing these, how in the hell am I going to make it look like they are on time and not late and that I didn't forget and oh God Alfred I am actually going to DIE

[waitforsuperman]

OKAY, I'LL MEET YOU AT THE STARBUCKS NEAR LU.

Express mail bro, it's amazing.

[danskannabis]

I'M ON THE CASE.

Wait. You can DO that!? Can we pay them to back date it!?

[waitforsuperman]

WHERE THERE'S A WILL, THERE'S A WAY MY GOOD MAN.

[danskannabis]

.... WILL YOU WHIMPER AND BEG WITH ME?

[waitforsuperman]

HELL YEAH I WILL.

[danskannabis]

HANDS AND KNEES, SON!?

[waitforsuperman]

Sounds kinky |D. I'M ALL IN.

[danskannabis]

BRO, YOU ARE A TRUE BRO. Innuendo included.