my day
yes, one would think, "matt, he doesn't blog, he is the ANTI-BLOGGER, (in relation to the anti-christ)" well i agree, but my summer's resolution is to try new things and try to understand others. so here i am, blogging or whatever....i shall begin with my day. around 2PM central time, i awoke to find that i had been slobbering profusely. a little later (45 minutes later) i decided to get my lazy ass out of bed to go downstairs, all to find that my dad had purchased donuts. the donuts were disappointing, but nevertheless, chocolaty and filled with sugar-induced-coma-inducing cream. from there on i probably went online to find that no one had e-mailed me (no surprise) and that no one was online to chat with. this only meant one thing, time to go play basketball. today was a bad shooting day, i probably only put up 50% from the field...that's half of my shots for those of you who attend west high school. anyway, i took a shot and off went my ball, the shot was a horrible brick and launched down the alley. so i went after it. it rolled into a bush, as i looked into the bush i found the dead body of a man...i thought to myself "ok matthew, it's a dead body...nothin new, move on" so i did, and continued with my day. after i came in i was severely dehydrated, and since i only drink water every few months, i decided to drink an icy cold fresca, but it didn't help. it just made me hungry. but it wasn't your every day hungry, it was a sort of DESPERATE hungry, like stranded on a mountain top with your dying friend and the only food within 100 miles is DEAD MAN...then it dawned on me, that corpse couldn't have been too old. so i went and drug it in, all to find out that it was actually a sleeping bum, but i killed him and ate him anyway...now i have severe diarrhea. MORAL OF THIS STORY: avoid eating bum...haha that sounds wrong if you think dirty