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well today was one of the least eventful days of my summer thus so far, so i shall write about it. i had a student council meeting today at 12:30, and believe me i had every intention of going, but i sort of slept until 2:10, so i think it's safe to say that i missed most of the meeting, so i decided not to go. then my dad went to check the mail, and sure enough my 1970's disco leisure suit came. me, adam, ben, and jeff are all wearing leisure suits to homecoming, i just dont have a date yet, i might wanna try and get one some time before homecoming...after that i did the usual, play basketball, go online, and so on. later on i got a phone call from my good friend adam, who i would never not be friends with because he is the bomb and basically my twin brother minus the looks and splitting from the same egg part, he wanted to go bowling. now im not much of a bowler, but i thoroughly enjoy hanging out with him and my other friends, so i figured what the hell. then adam came over while i was on the internet, right away i noticed something different on his feet. adam took his normal converse chuck taylors, and covered them in duct tape and yellow electrical tape, i cannot describe in words how cool he made them, but just trust me, needless to say im quite envious of his new shoes. then i put clothes on, (because i like to play basketball in the nude....just kidding) and we left to bowl. at bowling we got a messed up lane, the right side was slanted violently. so adam didn't get his usual 174 or whatever, instead he got...well lets say, within my range. now its been years upon years since i won at bowling, i desperately want to win, i hate losing at anything, and normally i dont go YEARS without winning at something i do regularly. well anyway i completely had the game in the bag, even though i was doing fairly bad myself, i thought to myself 'once i win i wont ever have to bowl again' and sure enough jeff got 4 strikes in a row and beat me by 16. i was furious, not at jeff, jeff did nothing wrong, but damn i almost had it. next game i was on fire, i had like 5 strikes and the rest were all spares, it ended up being my career high of 152, but sure enough, jeff outdid me scoring his career high, 196. i was enraged, the next 2 games i didn't care and bowled like a 108 and a 130, oh well, i guess i'll have to keep going bowling until i win. after that adam's friend amie, who is really cool, and short, had a craving for waffles for some strange reason, so we all decided to drive to Perkins. perkins isn't my favorite place to eat, i got some pasta, the pasta and the sauce and the bread were all good but it came with chicken which i ate some of even though i hate chicken, and it came with mushrooms, now i kinda like mushrooms but not in pasta...so after that we came home at about 12:30, the latest ive been out driving ever ! woohoo...when i came home i felt this pressure in my back around my shoulder blades, i had kinda noticed it while i was eating but didn't pay much attention to it. i felt my shoulders to find that they were swollen BADLY. so later on the pressure got worse, i thought it was cancer so i decided to call the hospital when all of a sudden my shoulders BURST and giant feathery wings sprouted from my back. giant black feathered wings about 15 feet in length each unfolded from my shoulders, something about them struck me odd, they moved independently from my arms and shoulders, so i could hold my arms still, and flap at the same time. i gave them one weak flap, since my dining room is not big enough to fully spread my wings, and i lifted up off the ground, sending papers and things flying all over the room... i decided to take them for a spin. i went outside into my side yard and lifted off, i could fly upwards of 100 mph at least ! i was passing cars, and the more i flew the faster i could go, after about an hour my wings were so powerful i could break mach 3, i decided since i was now a monster i should probably go ravage tokyo, and thats exactly where i headed to. after a few hours i got to tokyo, but then i was stuck. "how do i ravage tokyo...i have no lasers...or DO I ??" i said to myself, then i concentrated all of my energy into my eyes and fired an icy blue beam down at the city, eliminating cars people and buildings... after i did this for a few hours i headed back home and realized that it was 1 in the afternoon. i decided that i must reverse time to 2:30 AM, just before i headed to tokyo, and so i did, and here i am now writing about my day. MORAL OF THE STORY: if you desert your closest friends you will never sprout beautiful black feather wings and become a powerful monster