things i hate
things that matt murray hates #1,000.006:
you know what i hate ? these "mommy wow, im a big kid now" diapers, what is that company thinking ? hey let's make things that help people NOT need to buy our products anymore ! if i were them i'd put secret devices in the diapers that as soon as a kid is getting a hang of not crapping himself they would activate and make very low vibrations, causing the kid to lose complete control over his bowels! yeah if i were in control kid's would be crappin themselves till they are 12, id be so rich!
things matt murray hates #threeve:
you know what i hate? verizon wireless commercials, you know, the ones with the guy that says "can you hear me now ?? GOOD" now don't think i'm being mainstream, no, i don't hate the commercials because of that queer, i hate them because of the saying at the end of the commercials "Verizon Wireless, we never stop working for you !" ok, if you guys work for ME then the "can you hear me now" guy is FIRED! yeah take that you annoying bastard
things that matt murray hates # 4.5:
you know what i hate ? this stupid low carb fad...EVERYTHING is low carb now, there's low carb SHOES and....low carb DOG FOOD, what the hell is up with that ? but there is one thing i especially don't get about the whole low carb thing, low carb alcoholic drinks....get drunk untill you have no clue who you are, wake up in bed next to a french guy named steve, and kill millions of brain cells in the process, but you'll shed pounds quicker thaan you shed your clothes for steve ! woohoo !
things that matt murray hates #10,021:
you know what i hate ? i hate how for every intelligent person in america there is always about 100 dumbasses, so no matter how smart you are dumbasses will bring you down, smart people UNITE !
things that matt murray hates #21:
you know what i hate ? i hate how important soda is to americans. i walk into the living room one day to see my mom screaming for joy, i asked her "what happened? did jesus come back?" she said "no, there's BLUE pepsi now, its like the old pepsi, but for god's sake matthew, its BLUE!"
things that matt murray hates #604,103, 944:
you know what i hate ? lemon-lime soda...i wish i coulda been there when they came up with it.....hey ! lets take this DISGUSTING fruit, and mix its juice with the juice of this other DISGUSTING fruit that looks and tastes exactly the same as the first fruit ! then we can add tons of sugar, caffeine, carbonation, and other assorted chemicals and VIOLA! we have ourselves LEMON-LIME SODA!
things that matt murray hates #7:
you know what i hate ? rabbits, they just sit there, still as can be, TAUNTING ME, because they KNOW i cant catch them, and then as soon as i make my move they are gone, damn bastards
you know what i hate ? these "mommy wow, im a big kid now" diapers, what is that company thinking ? hey let's make things that help people NOT need to buy our products anymore ! if i were them i'd put secret devices in the diapers that as soon as a kid is getting a hang of not crapping himself they would activate and make very low vibrations, causing the kid to lose complete control over his bowels! yeah if i were in control kid's would be crappin themselves till they are 12, id be so rich!
things matt murray hates #threeve:
you know what i hate? verizon wireless commercials, you know, the ones with the guy that says "can you hear me now ?? GOOD" now don't think i'm being mainstream, no, i don't hate the commercials because of that queer, i hate them because of the saying at the end of the commercials "Verizon Wireless, we never stop working for you !" ok, if you guys work for ME then the "can you hear me now" guy is FIRED! yeah take that you annoying bastard
things that matt murray hates # 4.5:
you know what i hate ? this stupid low carb fad...EVERYTHING is low carb now, there's low carb SHOES and....low carb DOG FOOD, what the hell is up with that ? but there is one thing i especially don't get about the whole low carb thing, low carb alcoholic drinks....get drunk untill you have no clue who you are, wake up in bed next to a french guy named steve, and kill millions of brain cells in the process, but you'll shed pounds quicker thaan you shed your clothes for steve ! woohoo !
things that matt murray hates #10,021:
you know what i hate ? i hate how for every intelligent person in america there is always about 100 dumbasses, so no matter how smart you are dumbasses will bring you down, smart people UNITE !
things that matt murray hates #21:
you know what i hate ? i hate how important soda is to americans. i walk into the living room one day to see my mom screaming for joy, i asked her "what happened? did jesus come back?" she said "no, there's BLUE pepsi now, its like the old pepsi, but for god's sake matthew, its BLUE!"
things that matt murray hates #604,103, 944:
you know what i hate ? lemon-lime soda...i wish i coulda been there when they came up with it.....hey ! lets take this DISGUSTING fruit, and mix its juice with the juice of this other DISGUSTING fruit that looks and tastes exactly the same as the first fruit ! then we can add tons of sugar, caffeine, carbonation, and other assorted chemicals and VIOLA! we have ourselves LEMON-LIME SODA!
things that matt murray hates #7:
you know what i hate ? rabbits, they just sit there, still as can be, TAUNTING ME, because they KNOW i cant catch them, and then as soon as i make my move they are gone, damn bastards