yeah, because Im a dork like that

[dansedelachevre]

Whats the difference between a convertible and a soprano?
Most musicians havent been in a convertible.

Whats the first thing a soprano does when she wakes up?
Puts on her dress and goes home

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One...Five...One....Five...

How do you know a drummers at the door?
Didn't you order a pizza?

okay Im done