dad's say the dumbest things

Jan 06, 2006 12:15

Just another day in the Calivo house:

We open with a shot of the Calivo family, sans Kehau, having dinner. Conversation turns to Miko, who has been out and about the whole week and hasn't really conversed with anyone in his family since Monday.

Dad wants to know how the St. Luke reunion dinner went. Miko says it was a lot of fun. Dad keeps pushing the issue because of the way Miko always complained about the experience. Miko says the past is the past. This reunion was meeting old friends for the first time.

Then Mom comments that there are three gay kids from our class. Dad wants to know how. Miko answers, Sean, Nick and Miko.

And in true Alf style, Dad says, "You don't know what you are."

Why does this shit only happen to me? What did I do to get a father who exists for the soul purpose of annoying the crap out of me.
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