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[dans_le_jardin]

Mon cher Bill, is it true I read that you asked a Hogwarts professeur to a ball? How fall the mighty, no? I do hope you did not have to return early, in case your bonne fille had to rest tired knees and all. I seem to recall that your dancing is something that resembles the fish with no air... sort of a friendly flopping, but desperate all the same?

You can tell me, mignon, if you are too troubled to ever speak to a jeune fille again. I understand, though. Is difficult once you have been with me, yes? Everything else is just pebbles to the pearl.