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✓ I miss somebody right now. (I miss everybody!)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Only Cartoon Network when I get home from work.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Lots and lots of unused cookbooks. At least 344 is finding some use for it.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Waiting for an uber-awesome health plan with free lasik.)
✓ I love to play video games. (Too much WoW.)
× I've tried marijuana. (Umm... NO.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (How else could I get through life?)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (No comment.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Sometimes I'm honest to a fault. Sucks to be me.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Colorful language.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Sure, why not?)
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Swiss Army Knife FTW!)
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× I have broken someone's bones. (Me?!)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (My life's an open book.)
× I hate the rain. (I don't mind it so much.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (All the time. I suspect people will backstab me at the earliest opportunity.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I like being natural. Although I wouldn't mind it if I were hideously scarred. But then that wouldn't only reflect the inside.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Money money money!)
✓ I love sushi. (Are you kidding? I truly do love the stuff!)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Only when nervous.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Ugh, not sure.)
× I have long hair. (Once upon a time I did... and it's growing again.)
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (If you haven't, then I hate you.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Two, actually. An older sis and younger bro.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Born and bred in California. Farm fresh!)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Am still considering it.)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (It's helpful!)
✓ I like the way that I look. (I'm decent... could be a lot better though.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Negatory, truthful to a fault.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (Hope for the best, plan for the worst.)
× I have a lot of mood swings. (What did you just say to me?!)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Tax them all! Tax them all to hell!)
× I slept with a roommate. (Whoa! No!)
× I have a hidden talent. (Open book.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Caffeine is my friend.)
× I have a lot of friends. (I don't have a lot of friends, but the ones I do have are kwalitee.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Nobody hot enough to be worthy of such.)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (But it depends on who it is. I <3 telemarketers.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Eh, no comment.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (I like shopping, I like clothes, I like new things. I just need more money money money to afford said items.)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Well, maybe not obsessed, but I like it a lot... and I follow it around town when it goes out.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Used to be, not anymore. I'm most mature now.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (If you don't, I'm glad you've left the cave.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I've been drunk, but not THAT drunk.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (I'm a fickle, shallow person. Me hate me.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (I love everyone!)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I'm still searching for my purpose.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Mine or others. Sometime, some day.)
× I have changed a diaper before. (Not that I recall.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (Negatory.)
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (Although I do have a slightly higher reaction to bug bites.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Who doesn't?)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Heck yeah! I practically run away!)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Almost, only when I'm d'loading stuff.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (One for every occasion.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (The only drugs are caffeine.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Umm... me? No.)
✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (It's an awesome modern-day musical!)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Umm... no.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (I'm from Central California. I can't help it.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (I would kill to save them too.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (And anal.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Hahaha, I wish! I have like backward non-sexuality or something.)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think Halloween is awesome because of last year's party.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (Negatory.)
× I am happy at this moment. (Eh.)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (Only counts if it includes with being obsessed with myself.)
× Democrat. (Although I'm always hanging out with them.)
✓ Republican. (True.)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (I am a dirty bag of mostly water.)
✓ I am punk rockish. (Only on weekends and some holidays.)
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Any and all, please.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (I'm Asian. Welcome to the party.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (They can be tied differently?)
✓ I can work on a car. (Just minor minor stuff... like putting in my intake.)
× I love my job(s). (I don't love it, but I like it.)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now. (I can always improve. And make more money.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (No piercings. I'm all natural.)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I like flip-flops.)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (Go jump in a lake.)
× I love sea turtles. (Why?)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Nope.)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Sure. Why not?)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I truly wish I was.)
× I hate office jobs. (I can hide in the office!)
× I went to college out of state. (California, baby!)
× I am adopted. (Not that I'm aware of. Although as a child my family joked that I was found in a dumpster to explain my tallness compared to my parents.)
× I am a pyro. (You're a nympho.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (What is crying?)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Yes, very much so.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (I like chicks with drama.)
✓ I adore bright colours. (Gotta brighten up your life.)
✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (Have you ever heard the punk cover to Phantom of the Opera? That is badassness.)
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (They've got good specials!)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (But not to the super-human levels of pinay toe-pinching.)
× I can't whistle. (I can, just not at night. It calls the spirit world.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Like I rode one when I was 3... or maybe I ran away. I forget.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Online, yes. Physical, not sure.)
× I talk in my sleep. (I don't think I do.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Live by the sword.)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Not that I know of.)
× I wear a toe ring. (Why?)
× I have a tattoo. (I'm a blank slate.)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Oh yeah, and he's kinda gone, but I have to see him on Sundays.)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (I like it. Although I cut it from my diet for a while. Then I saw no reason to.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (No.)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Hmm.... maybe only if I knew for sure for sure.)
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I'm a packrat.)
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (It does depend on the dinner. Sometimes steaks are so good they deserve a good glass of red.)
✓ I'm an artist. (I pretend to be one anyway.)
× I am ambidextrous. (I wish.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (My animals are in storage right now.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (Why?)
✓ I have terrible teeth. (I want braces. Although my teeth aren't Japanese-English people terrible.)
✓ I hate my toes. (I think they're broken. All crooked and shit.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (It looked interesting.)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Sad, but true.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (California... knows how to party...)
× I am extremely flexible. (Soon... soon...)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (*warmfuzzyhugglez*)
✓ I want to own my own business. (And be the boss of everything!)
× I smoke. (Occassionally, when I want to fit in. I'm a victim of peer pressure.)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Do you even know me?)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Nor have I ever asked.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Don't you tell anybody or I will fucking kill you!)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Well, I'm familiar with the Glock 9mm, and am decently accurate with it.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Hawt.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I can't stand people not liking me. ;_;)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Down to earth.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Some day... some day...)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (I am my own professional help.)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Kinda sorta... some things just can't be explained with science!)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (But I tolerate it.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (OCD! OCD!)
✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Who hasn't?)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Yes, where has all the money gone?)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (In my mind.)
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (In my heart.)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Africa, Asia, North America.)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Umm... no.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I need to be validated.)
× I am a Libertarian. (Nope.)
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Not well, but I can!)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (I slept through the contractors banging on the metal bath tub in the next room when we were remodelling.)
× I would rather read than watch TV. (TV is too much fun!)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Not sure.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Have you never been to high school or college?)
✓ I have no piercings. (Pure as the driven snow.)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (I'm not quite that ghetto.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (I like my male gender. Although I wonder what it's like to be on the other side.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (No, but I do believe I have spent Christmas alone before.)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (As a child, you wonder many things, and these things make you cry.)
× I like most animals better than most people. (Animals scare me.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (I don't know where it all went.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (I'm a fatty. I need to get back to the gym.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Haha, that would be funny!)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (To a fault.)
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (My brain is broken. Which in turn causes my heart to break on occassion.)
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (Well, I had a toga on, kinda.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (Uh, what?)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Uh, what?)
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Almost, WoW can do that to you.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (Only when I'm feeling emotionally disturbed.)
× I dislike milk. (I <3 milk, you blasphemer!)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (But I do like to stay clean.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Everything I carry is significant.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (I like my hair.)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Uh, what?)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (I cry because I miss myself.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (What document?)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (I like alternatives.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (Not clinically, just internetally.)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Reverse.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (I'd need a nice car for that.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I love comedy.)
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (I've never had a lapdance.)
× I don't like to chew gum. (I don't have TMJ.)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (Dicks with time machines.)
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (If I'm in a hurry, yes.)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Woo! Go angst!)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Lack of communication will doom us all.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Dork!)
✓ I love to sing. (I do, I do. Just don't tell.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (We have a basement?)
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (Fuck yes I do. Why pay store prices?)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (No.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (I don't have pets.)
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (Negatory.)
× I've performed in three plays. (Nope. Maybe elementary school plays.)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (<3 <3)
× I'm Irish and loving it. (Only on St. Patrick's Day.)
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (I have a thing for head in general.)
× I am a twin! (Nope. Although I hear of some cosplay twin of mine going around humping chicks. Goddamn you! Share!)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Not most, but some.)
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (I'm obsessive.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (But I will live with the path of having no regrets.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Though I sleep too much.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (There is so much more.)
✓ I need more time to myself. (Where is there more time?!)
✓ I wish I was more open-minded. (Shouldn't everyone?)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (I'm already halfway there.)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Only Japanese stuff.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (The what?)
× I say random things to freak people out. (Who? Wha?)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (The whowha?)
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (Hate it.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (Different order.)
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (God, it helps me through so much stuff.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Is web surfing a sport?)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Fuck yes it is.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (I love them all equally.)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (And love someone I hate to hate love. Or something.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I have ordered an extra shot to an white chocolate mocha that already has two shots.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (I miss everybody!)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Only Cartoon Network when I get home from work.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Lots and lots of unused cookbooks. At least 344 is finding some use for it.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Waiting for an uber-awesome health plan with free lasik.)
✓ I love to play video games. (Too much WoW.)
× I've tried marijuana. (Umm... NO.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (How else could I get through life?)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (No comment.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Sometimes I'm honest to a fault. Sucks to be me.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Colorful language.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Sure, why not?)
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Swiss Army Knife FTW!)
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× I have broken someone's bones. (Me?!)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (My life's an open book.)
× I hate the rain. (I don't mind it so much.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (All the time. I suspect people will backstab me at the earliest opportunity.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I like being natural. Although I wouldn't mind it if I were hideously scarred. But then that wouldn't only reflect the inside.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Money money money!)
✓ I love sushi. (Are you kidding? I truly do love the stuff!)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Only when nervous.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Ugh, not sure.)
× I have long hair. (Once upon a time I did... and it's growing again.)
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (If you haven't, then I hate you.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Two, actually. An older sis and younger bro.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Born and bred in California. Farm fresh!)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Am still considering it.)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (It's helpful!)
✓ I like the way that I look. (I'm decent... could be a lot better though.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Negatory, truthful to a fault.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (Hope for the best, plan for the worst.)
× I have a lot of mood swings. (What did you just say to me?!)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Tax them all! Tax them all to hell!)
× I slept with a roommate. (Whoa! No!)
× I have a hidden talent. (Open book.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Caffeine is my friend.)
× I have a lot of friends. (I don't have a lot of friends, but the ones I do have are kwalitee.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Nobody hot enough to be worthy of such.)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (But it depends on who it is. I <3 telemarketers.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Eh, no comment.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (I like shopping, I like clothes, I like new things. I just need more money money money to afford said items.)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Well, maybe not obsessed, but I like it a lot... and I follow it around town when it goes out.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Used to be, not anymore. I'm most mature now.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (If you don't, I'm glad you've left the cave.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I've been drunk, but not THAT drunk.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (I'm a fickle, shallow person. Me hate me.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (I love everyone!)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I'm still searching for my purpose.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Mine or others. Sometime, some day.)
× I have changed a diaper before. (Not that I recall.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (Negatory.)
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (Although I do have a slightly higher reaction to bug bites.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Who doesn't?)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Heck yeah! I practically run away!)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Almost, only when I'm d'loading stuff.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (One for every occasion.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (The only drugs are caffeine.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Umm... me? No.)
✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (It's an awesome modern-day musical!)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Umm... no.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (I'm from Central California. I can't help it.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (I would kill to save them too.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (And anal.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Hahaha, I wish! I have like backward non-sexuality or something.)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think Halloween is awesome because of last year's party.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (Negatory.)
× I am happy at this moment. (Eh.)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (Only counts if it includes with being obsessed with myself.)
× Democrat. (Although I'm always hanging out with them.)
✓ Republican. (True.)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (I am a dirty bag of mostly water.)
✓ I am punk rockish. (Only on weekends and some holidays.)
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Any and all, please.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (I'm Asian. Welcome to the party.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (They can be tied differently?)
✓ I can work on a car. (Just minor minor stuff... like putting in my intake.)
× I love my job(s). (I don't love it, but I like it.)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now. (I can always improve. And make more money.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (No piercings. I'm all natural.)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I like flip-flops.)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (Go jump in a lake.)
× I love sea turtles. (Why?)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Nope.)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Sure. Why not?)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I truly wish I was.)
× I hate office jobs. (I can hide in the office!)
× I went to college out of state. (California, baby!)
× I am adopted. (Not that I'm aware of. Although as a child my family joked that I was found in a dumpster to explain my tallness compared to my parents.)
× I am a pyro. (You're a nympho.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (What is crying?)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Yes, very much so.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (I like chicks with drama.)
✓ I adore bright colours. (Gotta brighten up your life.)
✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (Have you ever heard the punk cover to Phantom of the Opera? That is badassness.)
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (They've got good specials!)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (But not to the super-human levels of pinay toe-pinching.)
× I can't whistle. (I can, just not at night. It calls the spirit world.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Like I rode one when I was 3... or maybe I ran away. I forget.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Online, yes. Physical, not sure.)
× I talk in my sleep. (I don't think I do.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Live by the sword.)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Not that I know of.)
× I wear a toe ring. (Why?)
× I have a tattoo. (I'm a blank slate.)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Oh yeah, and he's kinda gone, but I have to see him on Sundays.)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (I like it. Although I cut it from my diet for a while. Then I saw no reason to.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (No.)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Hmm.... maybe only if I knew for sure for sure.)
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I'm a packrat.)
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (It does depend on the dinner. Sometimes steaks are so good they deserve a good glass of red.)
✓ I'm an artist. (I pretend to be one anyway.)
× I am ambidextrous. (I wish.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (My animals are in storage right now.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (Why?)
✓ I have terrible teeth. (I want braces. Although my teeth aren't Japanese-English people terrible.)
✓ I hate my toes. (I think they're broken. All crooked and shit.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (It looked interesting.)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Sad, but true.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (California... knows how to party...)
× I am extremely flexible. (Soon... soon...)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (*warmfuzzyhugglez*)
✓ I want to own my own business. (And be the boss of everything!)
× I smoke. (Occassionally, when I want to fit in. I'm a victim of peer pressure.)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Do you even know me?)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Nor have I ever asked.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Don't you tell anybody or I will fucking kill you!)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Well, I'm familiar with the Glock 9mm, and am decently accurate with it.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Hawt.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I can't stand people not liking me. ;_;)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Down to earth.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Some day... some day...)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (I am my own professional help.)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Kinda sorta... some things just can't be explained with science!)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (But I tolerate it.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (OCD! OCD!)
✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Who hasn't?)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Yes, where has all the money gone?)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (In my mind.)
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (In my heart.)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Africa, Asia, North America.)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Umm... no.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I need to be validated.)
× I am a Libertarian. (Nope.)
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Not well, but I can!)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (I slept through the contractors banging on the metal bath tub in the next room when we were remodelling.)
× I would rather read than watch TV. (TV is too much fun!)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Not sure.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Have you never been to high school or college?)
✓ I have no piercings. (Pure as the driven snow.)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (I'm not quite that ghetto.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (I like my male gender. Although I wonder what it's like to be on the other side.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (No, but I do believe I have spent Christmas alone before.)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (As a child, you wonder many things, and these things make you cry.)
× I like most animals better than most people. (Animals scare me.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (I don't know where it all went.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (I'm a fatty. I need to get back to the gym.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Haha, that would be funny!)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (To a fault.)
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (My brain is broken. Which in turn causes my heart to break on occassion.)
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (Well, I had a toga on, kinda.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (Uh, what?)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Uh, what?)
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Almost, WoW can do that to you.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (Only when I'm feeling emotionally disturbed.)
× I dislike milk. (I <3 milk, you blasphemer!)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (But I do like to stay clean.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Everything I carry is significant.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (I like my hair.)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Uh, what?)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (I cry because I miss myself.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (What document?)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (I like alternatives.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (Not clinically, just internetally.)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Reverse.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (I'd need a nice car for that.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I love comedy.)
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (I've never had a lapdance.)
× I don't like to chew gum. (I don't have TMJ.)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (Dicks with time machines.)
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (If I'm in a hurry, yes.)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Woo! Go angst!)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Lack of communication will doom us all.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Dork!)
✓ I love to sing. (I do, I do. Just don't tell.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (We have a basement?)
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (Fuck yes I do. Why pay store prices?)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (No.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (I don't have pets.)
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (Negatory.)
× I've performed in three plays. (Nope. Maybe elementary school plays.)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (<3 <3)
× I'm Irish and loving it. (Only on St. Patrick's Day.)
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (I have a thing for head in general.)
× I am a twin! (Nope. Although I hear of some cosplay twin of mine going around humping chicks. Goddamn you! Share!)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Not most, but some.)
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (I'm obsessive.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (But I will live with the path of having no regrets.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Though I sleep too much.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (There is so much more.)
✓ I need more time to myself. (Where is there more time?!)
✓ I wish I was more open-minded. (Shouldn't everyone?)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (I'm already halfway there.)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Only Japanese stuff.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (The what?)
× I say random things to freak people out. (Who? Wha?)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (The whowha?)
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (Hate it.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (Different order.)
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (God, it helps me through so much stuff.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Is web surfing a sport?)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Fuck yes it is.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (I love them all equally.)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (And love someone I hate to hate love. Or something.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I have ordered an extra shot to an white chocolate mocha that already has two shots.)