the curious case of why the fuck they made this movie
a bit belated, but here is my unsolicited livejournal review of the new david fincher movie, done in handy step-by-step recipe format:
1: mix together equal parts forrest gump and fried green tomatoes. stir in just a dash of flowers for algernon.
2: put it in your fanciest serving dish, and bake it for WAY the fuck too long. it doesn't matter what temperature you bake it at, it's going to be crap anyway. what's important is that it's served up by brad pitt.
THE END
1: mix together equal parts forrest gump and fried green tomatoes. stir in just a dash of flowers for algernon.
2: put it in your fanciest serving dish, and bake it for WAY the fuck too long. it doesn't matter what temperature you bake it at, it's going to be crap anyway. what's important is that it's served up by brad pitt.
THE END