This is probably so 15 seconds ago (because I so often am), but I gakked it from
minotaurs anyway ... I Googled my name followed by “needs" and got:
* “Dan needs a new Car.” (Yeah, that's what the dealer told me when I bought mine at the end of the lease instead of trading in for a new lease. It's my first non-preowned vehicle, so I'm keeping it. Besides, I like the color. Out of the Blue. [pause] Shutup.)
I know where I definitely won't be buying a car ... Dan Scott Motors! *eek*
* “Dan needs your help (because Todd's pestering ...” (Server keeps timing out, so look
the details up yourself.)
* “Dan needs to overcome himself” (Hmm, the Politburo agrees with my former fundie friends? Figures. Did you know that Pizza Hut's name in China means "Compelling Victory for Guests"? [pause] What drugs???)
* “dan needs the love too, y'all.” (Well, of course! Although being
reminded of TWOP is something I could've done without. *sigh*)
* “Uncle Dan Needs You” (I'll have to try that one on my nephews this holiday season.)
* “Dan needs help with the MAWMUG!” (I don't even want to know. *eek*)
* “Dan needs a new home page.” (And if you're reading this, you probably agree. *eyeroll*)
Oh, and I tried “danosulik needs” and got nothing. Go figure.