Thanksgiving
"Thanksgiving is a time to love, cherish, and give thanks."
"Yeah, you moron, that's why it's called Thanksgiving."
"No, that was the name of the pilgrim who invented it."
"What? Are you kidding me?"
"No - Johnathan Thanksgiving."
"Dude, who the heck told you this?"
"No one. I just know it. It all happened near Plymouth Rock - you DO know PLymouth Rock?"
"Yeah, I know what Plymouth Rock is - but there's no one called Johnathan Thanksgiving"
"Obviously there was."
"What? No... that's not where 'Thanksgiving' comes from."
"It's just like Easter. You know... "Easter Bunny" - like that."
"OMG, you can't be serious."
"Oh... wait, do you even celebrate Easter?
"Yes."
"What about the Easter Bunny?"
"What about it?"
"Do you celebrate it?"
"Do I celebrate the Easter Bunny?"
"Yeah."
"What? No... you don't celebrate the Easter Bunny."
"Yes I do."
"Dude, forget it. I g2g. Happy Thanksgivg"
"It's 'Thanksgiving'"
"Type-o, man. Type-o"
"Oh... ok. happy Thanksgivg to you too."
"Bye."
"Yeah, you moron, that's why it's called Thanksgiving."
"No, that was the name of the pilgrim who invented it."
"What? Are you kidding me?"
"No - Johnathan Thanksgiving."
"Dude, who the heck told you this?"
"No one. I just know it. It all happened near Plymouth Rock - you DO know PLymouth Rock?"
"Yeah, I know what Plymouth Rock is - but there's no one called Johnathan Thanksgiving"
"Obviously there was."
"What? No... that's not where 'Thanksgiving' comes from."
"It's just like Easter. You know... "Easter Bunny" - like that."
"OMG, you can't be serious."
"Oh... wait, do you even celebrate Easter?
"Yes."
"What about the Easter Bunny?"
"What about it?"
"Do you celebrate it?"
"Do I celebrate the Easter Bunny?"
"Yeah."
"What? No... you don't celebrate the Easter Bunny."
"Yes I do."
"Dude, forget it. I g2g. Happy Thanksgivg"
"It's 'Thanksgiving'"
"Type-o, man. Type-o"
"Oh... ok. happy Thanksgivg to you too."
"Bye."