Please Professor Higgins..
Why do I get the feeling that Palin is the subject of a bet similar to the storylines of My Fair Lady (for bearsbearsbears, Pygmalion) or She's All That? I imagine her held hostage in a room with Karl Rove with him trying to teach her how to look like she knows something about world politics. Although, she seems to have the Republican playbook down pretty well.
"Our plan for Iran will make our checkbooks grand."
"Again."
(I know, it's not a perfect rhyme.)