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[dannyxtanner]

I have finally decided to create a LiveJournal.

My name is Danny Tanner. You all know who I am, so just read my userinfo!

I'm not removing anybody, so just leave me a friendly comment!

Comments

[_____jive]

what's up with all these damn troll journals all over the place?

hahaha, my senior quote in the yearbook was, "I love Bob Saget."

only it wasn't.

because i'm not a senior yet.

in fact, i am a freshman, making me jailbait.

if you rape me you will go to jail.

the end.

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[dannyxtanner]

Yum! I like jailbait! I'm a paedophile!

[_____jive]

i wish you could spell pedophile right.

it would have been so much more convincing. ;)

so yeah, bob saget. how big is your penis?

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[dannyxtanner]

I'm not Bob Saget, I'm Danny Tanner!
I have a 10 inch penis!

[_____jive]

well, in real life you are bob saget. or you're someone who's really bored.

so i just wanted to applaud you now for the amount of people you've pissed off and/or are going to be pissing off in the near future.

it's 10 inches?

mine's 11. i beat you.

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[dannyxtanner]

Excuse me, I'm 10 inches on soft. When I'm hard I could fuck your brains out. Literally.

[_____jive]

i said i was 11, i didn't say i was 11 inches LONG. i'm eleven around, baby.

i could skullfuck you until it came out your nose.

[dannyxtanner]

Sounds hot!

[loverandomness]

You are fucking stupid. :)