love
today i am going to be serious.
APRIL FOOLS
oh shat...today's easteR? what the heck?
oh well...uh..
EASTER FOOLS
what is love? love has many different meanings. i don't understand how people can "make" love. sex doesn't make love...at least i don't think. because love isn't a product, it's a state of being. it's like buddhism, but should be called lovism.
buddhists don't go to heaven, they reach nirvana, which is a state of being emotionless or something.
love is like that except, when you reach love's "nirvana" you don't get into a state of emotionlessness, but instead you reach a state of retardness.
here's a real good illustration:
you meet a girl. you're like "DAMN." so you go work. you make money, so you can basically go buy yourself a turbocharger/supercharger for your car, or a body kit. but instead you go out and you take her to dinner, the movies, buy her jewelry. and then if you get married, then your stuck down with commitment of having to continuously supply her with dinner, movies, and jewelry. if you don't get married, you just wasted your money on that girl and then the next girl comes along and you say "DAMN." and do the same thing. so why oh why do we fall in love?
here's an illustration of how the answer works.
my friend john narayan was standing behind my other friend tk and had his hands on her hips. our teacher looks at them and says, "John, why are you doing that?" John stands there with his hands on her hips for about a minute longer and then replies, "because it's fun." then he laughs in a goofy way because he had no good answer and takes his hands off of tk's hips and jumps into the lake. well he didn't jump into the lake.
there you go, it's because it's fun. there is no good answer. if you reach that state of being called love i have feelings of sorrow, pity, and ridiculousness all mixed together for you. because you waste your time and energy.
love is an illness:
love does not just effect you during the time you are "in love" it effects even aftewards.
once again an illustration:
Joe and Sue love each other. they go and they do the baby making process, joe spends over 3000 dollars on Sue over the course of their relationship, Sue gives Joe her "heart". They break up. Sue goes eats a tub of ice cream, writes poems about how guys suck, and goes and gets with another guy and the cycle continues. Joe goes home and feels bad. Six months later he calls Sue and says "hey sue...i still love you."
the two kids are still retarded because of one exposure to "love"
sadly these kids will
a) be sent to antartica to freeze
b) become sanitary engineers
c) get aids
d) get together and go skipping down the street
e) get diaherria
so there are long term illnesses along with being in love.
christina if you are reading this, i'd like a divorce.
you're not a very good wife.
you let mike and jae molest me.
APRIL FOOLS
oh shat...today's easteR? what the heck?
oh well...uh..
EASTER FOOLS
what is love? love has many different meanings. i don't understand how people can "make" love. sex doesn't make love...at least i don't think. because love isn't a product, it's a state of being. it's like buddhism, but should be called lovism.
buddhists don't go to heaven, they reach nirvana, which is a state of being emotionless or something.
love is like that except, when you reach love's "nirvana" you don't get into a state of emotionlessness, but instead you reach a state of retardness.
here's a real good illustration:
you meet a girl. you're like "DAMN." so you go work. you make money, so you can basically go buy yourself a turbocharger/supercharger for your car, or a body kit. but instead you go out and you take her to dinner, the movies, buy her jewelry. and then if you get married, then your stuck down with commitment of having to continuously supply her with dinner, movies, and jewelry. if you don't get married, you just wasted your money on that girl and then the next girl comes along and you say "DAMN." and do the same thing. so why oh why do we fall in love?
here's an illustration of how the answer works.
my friend john narayan was standing behind my other friend tk and had his hands on her hips. our teacher looks at them and says, "John, why are you doing that?" John stands there with his hands on her hips for about a minute longer and then replies, "because it's fun." then he laughs in a goofy way because he had no good answer and takes his hands off of tk's hips and jumps into the lake. well he didn't jump into the lake.
there you go, it's because it's fun. there is no good answer. if you reach that state of being called love i have feelings of sorrow, pity, and ridiculousness all mixed together for you. because you waste your time and energy.
love is an illness:
love does not just effect you during the time you are "in love" it effects even aftewards.
once again an illustration:
Joe and Sue love each other. they go and they do the baby making process, joe spends over 3000 dollars on Sue over the course of their relationship, Sue gives Joe her "heart". They break up. Sue goes eats a tub of ice cream, writes poems about how guys suck, and goes and gets with another guy and the cycle continues. Joe goes home and feels bad. Six months later he calls Sue and says "hey sue...i still love you."
the two kids are still retarded because of one exposure to "love"
sadly these kids will
a) be sent to antartica to freeze
b) become sanitary engineers
c) get aids
d) get together and go skipping down the street
e) get diaherria
so there are long term illnesses along with being in love.
christina if you are reading this, i'd like a divorce.
you're not a very good wife.
you let mike and jae molest me.