An ode to Corey...
I woke up this morning and received a notice someone had bought me a virtual gift. I thought that was pretty awesome, and figured maybe my boyfriend got me one or something. It wasn't from Cogs, but my good old buddy from Junior and our time together on the Canadian Jr. team. So everyone can appreciate the truely moving gift, here's what he gave me:
So, my dear friend Corey, I wanted to thank you in a unique way, by writing you some extra-special poetry. I wrote two haiku's, and can't decide which one I like more, so enjoy them both, Pears.
London girls loved Pears
But he could never perform
He can't get it up
and
Girls screamed Perry's name
Until they saw him naked
Then they ran away
So, my dear friend Corey, I wanted to thank you in a unique way, by writing you some extra-special poetry. I wrote two haiku's, and can't decide which one I like more, so enjoy them both, Pears.
London girls loved Pears
But he could never perform
He can't get it up
and
Girls screamed Perry's name
Until they saw him naked
Then they ran away